How soon is now?

How soon is now?

posted on 12 May 2013 in Menus

You want it of when?

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Grant Beilefeld.
Found at restaurant in Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Presently!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It’s already quarter past now

SF
SF
7 years ago

You can be sure that when we prepare it, it will be now.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

This sign has been made of last year

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I will want to eat then. Now.

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

You can also have it delivered right at your home by our DeLorean.

GwydionM
7 years ago

We want the menu and we want it now

BFS
BFS
7 years ago

Luke Skywaler: “You will prepare this menu at time of now!”
Bib Fortuna: “I will prepare this menu at time of now.”
Luke Skywalker: “You serve your customers well.”
Bib Fortuna: “I serve my customers well.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Would you like to order now, Sir?
– No, thank you. I did that three hours ago.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

What Difference Does It Make?

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Yeah, yeah, the menu’s lovely. Where’s my FOOD?!

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Okay, so yesterday’s soup is off the menu ?
Shall I come back tomorrow ?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

You can always tell if it’s that time of the now. The cook starts throwing pots around.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

But we will serve this menu at time of then.

Please ignore the classified selections. That is all.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

My ex-boss would want this menu at time of yesterday.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd: Stole my line!

Kudos.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Oh, no! Not instant noodles again!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

First we cook it, then we figure out what it was.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’m sorry. That’s on the Now-Breakfast menu. We’re already serving Now-Lunch.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

But we will have free beer tomorrow.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Not only do we do it now, but we write it on your forehead.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Ancient Japanese trick. Getting menu does not ensure getting food..

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Our menu is eco friendly. You can eat it.
In fact, we recommend you eat it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Stopchicks: I will deeply apologize now. (Which one?) ;p

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Let’s Engrish when menu is the make!

Mr. Clown
Mr. Clown
7 years ago

Wait for it… NOW! Prepare the menu!

Mr. Clown
Mr. Clown
7 years ago

Don’t make promises you can’t keep…

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd — No need for apology, just props for the Smiths reference. 🙂

Auntie
Auntie
7 years ago

Handwritten sign basically they will make your order at the time you order it.
Then they have this lovely printed nonsense.
Way to go, in Engrish-land!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

I will beat you for using bad English NOW!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Why is the rest of the sign redacted?

Jewels
Jewels
7 years ago

No time rike the pleasant.

Jøshua
Jøshua
7 years ago

Id rather you just prepared my food.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If it’s my birthday, will you prepare it at time of present?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

It’s now or never.

Lobo
7 years ago

Sign found at the Einstein Cafe.

King Fabulous
King Fabulous
7 years ago

Eat before after I may?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Is it now yet?

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

If the sign is always there, is it always now?

olog-hai
olog-hai
7 years ago

When you say it’s gonna happen “now” . . . well, when exactly do you mean? See I’ve already waited too long and all my hope is gone! 🙁

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