Matters needing attention:

Matters needing attention:

posted on 5 May 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Kayla Hardin.
Dumplings found in Taiwan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Well I’m scorched

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Short edible method:

1. Watch your mouth
2. Burn your mouth
3. You dumbling!

Snickers
Snickers
7 years ago

It puts the boiled dumplings in the pot or else it gets the ebullition again.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

So I have to cook myself in the same pot as dumplings and then fish them out and eat them?! I WANT TO BE EATED TOO!!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I didn’t know it was necessary to boil food to make it edible to fish. I learn something new every day!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Brought to you by the Society for the Ebullition of Dumplings.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: For better mouth taste, please use your teeths

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Our company is not responsible for your stupid action of burning your mouth or other parts of your body.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

My deer dumplings company! It doesn’t matter!

It is very hungry on you! so it wants to happy that it can’t burn the mouth because event of a fire is prohibited by ebullition. After it methods: gently boils gently, it joins water, it fishes, but then it against edible. Therefore it returns the boiling dumplings (includes me gently) in original sleeve if it does not attentions to the Law of Ebullition matters.

Chefs!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Gently, gently, burn the mouth.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Join a bowl. Start a boiling league.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Shouldn’t boils fishes. Eats them raw, my precious.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Gently stirs gently.
Boiled dumplings boiled.
Carefully burns mouth.

More bad haiku.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

After carefully burning the mouth you will need attention. They got that right.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

If I ask politely, is it OK if I don’t burn my mouth? My doctor advised against it, and I have a note from my Mom.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

EBULLITION???

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

So! If I’m properly boiled I’m edible to fishes. I didn’t think they cared.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I prefer my dumplings like my women – RAW!

GwydionM
7 years ago

I don’t want to join a bowl of cold water, I like to keep dry

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Raw dumplings.
Need cooking by ebullition
Even more very bad Haiku

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

A guy once asked me “Hey there dumpling, wanna join me in a bowl of cold water?” I answered “I dunno, think there’s room in there for the both of us?” *dodges tomato”

Thunderbolt294
Thunderbolt294
7 years ago

But please, don’t fire while burn the mouth, elevator prohibits.

Jim_S
Jim_S
7 years ago

Ebullition is just a theory!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Please burn the mouth properly, on a hard non-flammable surface away from buildings, decks, fuel cans, oily rags, and other combustibles.

doryo
doryo
7 years ago

The ebullition of dumplings create fish that burn your mouth

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Please burn your mouth. It turns me on.

mutant llama
mutant llama
7 years ago

In Engrish=2 paragraphs.

In Japanese= 2.5 sentences.

Chef drew
Chef drew
7 years ago

Ebullition: the act of intentionally burning ones mouth, carefully with boiling hot dumplings.

Tabitha
Tabitha
6 years ago

But only burn your mouth.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

You don’t even want to know about the inedible method.

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