Maybe a two-night stand

Maybe a two-night stand

posted on 16 May 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Please enjoy our feet high club.

Photo courtesy of Wendy Jansma.
Found at Singapore Airport transit lounge. 

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Tong
Tong
7 years ago

No man, I don’t want longer one-night stand, no baggage! Just standard one-night stands.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Passengers with one-year-ticket only, please

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

What with everyone watching

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I can’t stand it any longer!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Looks like all these years were just a nightmare…

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Your bus stop or mine?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

You keep using that term “one-night stand”. I do not think it means what Google Translate told you it means.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

”Good For All Night”

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Longer? Hmm. Would 8 inches be long enough?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’m kind of a stairwell guy myself.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Gives a new meaning to the words “Now boarding”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The nights are longer because there’s more space? Something tells me there’s a quantum effect involved.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

“And to all a good one night stand!” courtesy of Bad Santa.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I prefer a but station for that

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

I’m not gonna hold my breath.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

A one-year makeover graduates her to longer one-night stands ?

I do NOT need to see the “before” pictures !

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

She must be a real beast if it took a year for a makeover.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: When you wake up, you will under stand

GwydionM
7 years ago

Try the Lotus Eater Lounge, you might never wish to leave

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

I felt so guilty for having a one-night stand, I bought a second-night stand for the other side of the bed.

Lobo
7 years ago

Brought to you by Durex.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Even in a linguistically permissive day and age such as this, term “one night stand”, for a liaison that goes for more than one night, is an anachronism

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

LOOK! I’ve been standing here all bloody nigh. May I lie down for a bit?

tekleader
tekleader
7 years ago

Call me a romantic, but I like to treat my one night stands to half an airplane bottle of rum and a cinnabon before retiring to our corner of the spacious transit lounge.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@tekleader. Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

One night stand is Ok, but two are far more useful.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Algernon. You could charge for watching, to defray the cost of the ticket. With a little luck you may show a profit.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Makeover and renovation, don’t quite imply the same thing. Do they?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

It’s the screws that hold it all together.

RT
RT
7 years ago

honestly, officer, jetblue led me on!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Ah! But will you still respect me in the morning.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

Awkward Breakfast not included.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Airport security says: Why worry yourself about threats of a bomb when you can treat yourself about wiith a sex bomb!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Prolonged enjoyment on the -tight- transit lounges, on the other hand, is deterred.

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