Maybe a two-night stand

No man, I don’t want longer one-night stand, no baggage! Just standard one-night stands.

Passengers with one-year-ticket only, please

What with everyone watching

I can’t stand it any longer!!

Looks like all these years were just a nightmare…

Your bus stop or mine?

You keep using that term “one-night stand”. I do not think it means what Google Translate told you it means.

”Good For All Night”

Longer? Hmm. Would 8 inches be long enough?

I’m kind of a stairwell guy myself.

Gives a new meaning to the words “Now boarding”.

The nights are longer because there’s more space? Something tells me there’s a quantum effect involved.

“And to all a good one night stand!” courtesy of Bad Santa.

I prefer a but station for that

I’m not gonna hold my breath.

A one-year makeover graduates her to longer one-night stands ?

I do NOT need to see the “before” pictures !

She must be a real beast if it took a year for a makeover.

NOTE: When you wake up, you will under stand

Try the Lotus Eater Lounge, you might never wish to leave

I felt so guilty for having a one-night stand, I bought a second-night stand for the other side of the bed.

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Even in a linguistically permissive day and age such as this, term “one night stand”, for a liaison that goes for more than one night, is an anachronism

LOOK! I’ve been standing here all bloody nigh. May I lie down for a bit?

Call me a romantic, but I like to treat my one night stands to half an airplane bottle of rum and a cinnabon before retiring to our corner of the spacious transit lounge.

@tekleader. Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

One night stand is Ok, but two are far more useful.

@Algernon. You could charge for watching, to defray the cost of the ticket. With a little luck you may show a profit.

Makeover and renovation, don’t quite imply the same thing. Do they?

It’s the screws that hold it all together.

honestly, officer, jetblue led me on!

Ah! But will you still respect me in the morning.

Awkward Breakfast not included.

Airport security says: Why worry yourself about threats of a bomb when you can treat yourself about wiith a sex bomb!

Prolonged enjoyment on the -tight- transit lounges, on the other hand, is deterred.