Not the most popular headache remedy

Not the most popular headache remedy

posted on 10 May 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Tired of that old symmetric face?

Photo courtesy of Chris Shipman. 
Found in China. 

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Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

I’ve longed for the days of a good old fashioned face bashing.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Looks like a black eye on the right

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

An Easy life leads to this

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Hit me hard, baby!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

False eyebashes are prohibited

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The package designer was on smack.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

What is this product? Beats me!

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

I was only buying her a valentine’s day present, your honor…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This girl has really suffered! The talk balloon is coming from the side of her face!

Rm
Rm
7 years ago

Look, she’s flushing..

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Let SANFU do a snafu on you!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– And now the other eye, Miss

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Sponge violence can be stopped. Support sensible sponge control.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

No, no! All I wanted was a pair of socks! For my feet!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

KUNGFU bashing is much more effective

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Face Bashing! – For when kinds fashional dresses, robes and flowery headgears, just aren’t enough! Try it now, you little stylist, you!

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Bashing Your Face, Instructions:

Step 1) Drab some bater from the tap
Step 2) Get a bet rag
Step 3) Bash your face, thoroughly!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

For modern woman’s self-offense, try our Karate Kit

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Better than leaving on the mountains.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Black eye concealing makeup from Sanfu,

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Not tonight dear, you gave me a headache…

Dervrak
Dervrak
7 years ago

Gee this could sure be open to misinterpretation…

My boyfriend is so sweet! He gave me a face bashing on Valentines day!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I’m Bruise Lee and I endorse this product.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

I didn’t know face bashing is legal in China

coffeebot
7 years ago

SANFU: Semantics Asian, Normally F*cked Up

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Sanfu u too.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

You’ll look like you were beaten with a beautiful stick.

Mr. Clown
Mr. Clown
7 years ago

It’s just what you need when going to a club or walking into a bar.

Mr. Clown
Mr. Clown
7 years ago

If you experience bleeding, bruises, concussion and/or a fractured skull when using this product, keep using it – it’s fashionable!

Mr. Clown
Mr. Clown
7 years ago

“Easy fashion, easy life”. Yeah, I suppose pummeling myself in the face is faster and more worthwhile than applying cosmetics…

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

#! /usr/face/bash

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Method of abuse (This method does not require men!)

– Double bash lips
– Left and right eyebash
– Nose crack
– Jaws dislocate

NOTE: For that polished bashionable look, we recommend to use eye & lip remover, heavy-duty manicure set and sawing kit.

GwydionM
7 years ago

As seen on Faceboot

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Chun Li’s beauty secret.

Dervrak
Dervrak
7 years ago

Police: You just confessed to beating your wife.

Man: No I did not!

Police: But you stated that when she said she wouldn’t have sex with you because she had a headache, you gave her a face bashing.

Man: Correct…

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Well! Boxers get punched around the ring all the time.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

One of the little known hazards of a 69er.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Lora. I try not to brag.;)

Grm449
Grm449
7 years ago

Face Bashing brought to you by SNAFU. I prefer Ball Crushing by FUBAR

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Cover girl says: It’s kinky!

DragonLady
DragonLady
7 years ago

For expert bashers only: first kidnap & enslave in closet or basement.

Jewels
Jewels
7 years ago

Sanfu is a typo supposed t be SNAFU – Situation Normal, All F*cked Up.

tekleader
tekleader
7 years ago

Chris Brown approved.

fredly frenson
fredly frenson
7 years ago

Instant 2by4, just add water (knocking forehead into wall)

Susan
Susan
6 years ago

I hear Chris Brown bought this company.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

No, I just fell down the stairs….that’s what they told me to say.

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