Please enjoy ethnicity

Please enjoy ethnicity

posted on 18 May 2013 in Signs

We’ll show you how…

Photo courtesy of Collin Rodolitz.
Tanning salon found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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algernon
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algernon

Must be our new tanning beds

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

People is the new Black

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Some people are just slaves to the beauty industry.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Yellow in, Black out

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Some of my best friends are customers.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

♪ ♫
We wish you a merry crispness ♪ ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

They also produce great Blues

SF
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SF

I prefer my tanning rare.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

“Boss, I have set the timers to 15 minutes.”
“Fool! Those are not timers, those are level settings!”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy! I see black people!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

No Irish.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

After I was done there the cab drivers would not pick me up!

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

I was actually looking for Orange People.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Jack, Karen, Claudia and Sirius?

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Come with free afro texture!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Sir, would you like to be served with Teriyaki sauce?

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

The orange people are in New Jersey.

Ben
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Ben

World’s most redundant tanning salon.

Ben
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Ben

@Frank Burns: “Don’t just lay there gettin’ a suntan. Won’t do you no good anyhow.”

GwydionM
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Best quality boot polish used

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I don’t have time to be black. Can you make me a Latino.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

That’s not a tanning booth, it’s a microwave oven.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Can you do me from just the waist down?

Bob
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Bob

Black touches yellow… kills a fellow

RT
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RT

hi, do you do discounts for oreos?

RT
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RT

you have leveled up. please pick an attribute to increase:
-rims
-kicks
-grape drank

Marum
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Marum

I imagine black people would not have a fat lot of use for this.

Marum
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Marum

Who said: “black people are equal”, from what I’ve seen, they are MORE than equal.

Marum
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Marum

Melanomas installed while you wait.

kpopinsanity
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kpopinsanity

Black is the new white.

kpopinsanity
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kpopinsanity

You’rr be back in brack in ress than an houl

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Well, the Japanese are known for taking things to extremes.

James
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James

Tired of being pasty, cracker?
Our salon will make you blacker,
Love life dull and lacking vigour?
You’d do better as a…

elkabong
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elkabong

Shanghai Soul food

Jacqui
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Jacqui

“燒” means grill

Myself
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Does it work in reverse? I’m sure there would be demand for that.

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