Please enjoy ethnicity

Please enjoy ethnicity

posted on 18 May 2013 in Signs

We’ll show you how…

Photo courtesy of Collin Rodolitz.
Tanning salon found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Must be our new tanning beds

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

People is the new Black

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Some people are just slaves to the beauty industry.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Yellow in, Black out

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Some of my best friends are customers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

♪ ♫
We wish you a merry crispness ♪ ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

They also produce great Blues

SF
SF
7 years ago

I prefer my tanning rare.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

“Boss, I have set the timers to 15 minutes.”
“Fool! Those are not timers, those are level settings!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy! I see black people!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

No Irish.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

After I was done there the cab drivers would not pick me up!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

I was actually looking for Orange People.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Jack, Karen, Claudia and Sirius?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Come with free afro texture!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Sir, would you like to be served with Teriyaki sauce?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

The orange people are in New Jersey.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

World’s most redundant tanning salon.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

@Frank Burns: “Don’t just lay there gettin’ a suntan. Won’t do you no good anyhow.”

GwydionM
7 years ago

Best quality boot polish used

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I don’t have time to be black. Can you make me a Latino.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

That’s not a tanning booth, it’s a microwave oven.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Can you do me from just the waist down?

Bob
Bob
7 years ago

Black touches yellow… kills a fellow

RT
RT
7 years ago

hi, do you do discounts for oreos?

RT
RT
7 years ago

you have leveled up. please pick an attribute to increase:
-rims
-kicks
-grape drank

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I imagine black people would not have a fat lot of use for this.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Who said: “black people are equal”, from what I’ve seen, they are MORE than equal.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Melanomas installed while you wait.

kpopinsanity
kpopinsanity
7 years ago

Black is the new white.

kpopinsanity
kpopinsanity
7 years ago

You’rr be back in brack in ress than an houl

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Well, the Japanese are known for taking things to extremes.

James
James
7 years ago

Tired of being pasty, cracker?
Our salon will make you blacker,
Love life dull and lacking vigour?
You’d do better as a…

elkabong
elkabong
7 years ago

Shanghai Soul food

Jacqui
Jacqui
7 years ago

“燒” means grill

Myself
3 years ago

Does it work in reverse? I’m sure there would be demand for that.

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