Please live

Please live

posted on 11 May 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Tong Lin.
Found in Lianhuashan, Shenzhen, China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Don’t just sit there picking your nose, do something with your life.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

They bite

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

They’re sharp

Mr. Clown
Mr. Clown
7 years ago

What, pick the flowers? Get a life!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Mama don’t allow no banjo playing around here…….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Or: ”Don’t poo in front of the plant, it doesn’t like you”

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

The good news is that you have more than one life. The bad news is that you don’t get to pick them.

GwydionM
7 years ago

“Please also have lives” – death penalty for stealing plants. And you’ll be recycled.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

No picking. You will be content with the plant we give you.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

Get a life!
But don’t be picky.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Also please not walking plants

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Yeah, no picking! Blow your nose, for gosh sakes!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Scruggs and Flatt need not apply.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

No pot picking here.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

They live, we sleep…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

You can pick your own life!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Get YOUR OWN life! Please! Stop wanting to be like me! Gosh…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

They don’t seem to be big fans of Super Mario USA in China…

careless
careless
7 years ago

What if I don’t want a life?

careless
careless
7 years ago

The plants choose you.

careless
careless
7 years ago

Please have a life… you’re no good to them dead.

RT
RT
7 years ago

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start

HAPPY?

田剛
田剛
7 years ago

Chinese says: “Flowers/plants have lives; please do not pick [them].” So it looks like they just confused “plants” with “please.”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Flutterbies are flee.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Have a life free life. Live vicariously in someone slse’s.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Do not hold on to Triffid while defecating. It will take offence.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

When you can lift this plant glasshoppel You are leady to reeve the academy.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I know fleas also have lives. But can’t I at least scratch.

Auntie
Auntie
7 years ago

The kanji in the sign says, of course, that “Plants” have lives…

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DnT. I went to a plastic surgeon’s office the other day, and spent all day picking my nose and bum.

Rick Garrett
Rick Garrett
7 years ago

Violators will lose one of their extra lives…

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Schizophrenics may lose several of their lives.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Get a life, ya bully!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Do not touch plant while defecating. Thank you.

Finley
Finley
7 years ago

I think they meant trolling instead of picking.

Andy B.
Andy B.
7 years ago

Get your own life!

tom
tom
7 years ago

welcome to real life maplestory, may i please offer you a mushroom

Diana
Diana
7 years ago

Only neckbeards pick up pot plants.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Move out of your parents’ basement!

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