Please live

Please live

posted on 11 May 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Tong Lin.
Found in Lianhuashan, Shenzhen, China. 

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Don’t just sit there picking your nose, do something with your life.

Algernon
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Algernon

They bite

Algernon
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Algernon

They’re sharp

Mr. Clown
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Mr. Clown

What, pick the flowers? Get a life!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Mama don’t allow no banjo playing around here…….

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Or: ”Don’t poo in front of the plant, it doesn’t like you”

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

The good news is that you have more than one life. The bad news is that you don’t get to pick them.

GwydionM
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“Please also have lives” – death penalty for stealing plants. And you’ll be recycled.

DrLex
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DrLex

No picking. You will be content with the plant we give you.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Get a life!
But don’t be picky.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Also please not walking plants

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Yeah, no picking! Blow your nose, for gosh sakes!

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Scruggs and Flatt need not apply.

Sparky
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Sparky

No pot picking here.

Chris
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Chris

They live, we sleep…

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

You can pick your own life!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Get YOUR OWN life! Please! Stop wanting to be like me! Gosh…

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

They don’t seem to be big fans of Super Mario USA in China…

careless
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careless

What if I don’t want a life?

careless
Guest
careless

The plants choose you.

careless
Guest
careless

Please have a life… you’re no good to them dead.

RT
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RT

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start

HAPPY?

田剛
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田剛

Chinese says: “Flowers/plants have lives; please do not pick [them].” So it looks like they just confused “plants” with “please.”

Marum
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Marum

Flutterbies are flee.

Marum
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Marum

Have a life free life. Live vicariously in someone slse’s.

Marum
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Marum

Do not hold on to Triffid while defecating. It will take offence.

Marum
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Marum

When you can lift this plant glasshoppel You are leady to reeve the academy.

Marum
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Marum

I know fleas also have lives. But can’t I at least scratch.

Auntie
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Auntie

The kanji in the sign says, of course, that “Plants” have lives…

Marum
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Marum

@DnT. I went to a plastic surgeon’s office the other day, and spent all day picking my nose and bum.

Rick Garrett
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Rick Garrett

Violators will lose one of their extra lives…

Marum
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Marum

Schizophrenics may lose several of their lives.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Get a life, ya bully!

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Do not touch plant while defecating. Thank you.

Finley
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Finley

I think they meant trolling instead of picking.

Andy B.
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Andy B.

Get your own life!

tom
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tom

welcome to real life maplestory, may i please offer you a mushroom

Diana
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Diana

Only neckbeards pick up pot plants.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Move out of your parents’ basement!

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