Please use the mushroom

Please use the mushroom

posted on 30 May 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Capacity: only 2 persons per noodle.

Photo courtesy of C.C. Leong.
Chinese says: “Please wait behind the 1 meter line”.  

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Coffeebot
Coffeebot
7 years ago

Hey, there’s no line outside the ramen!

Ageless
Ageless
7 years ago

What are you calling me?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Also, no smoking in the flour

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Please enjoy the fright with our Shanghai rice-flour noodles

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

But I’m trying to use my noodle to understand your sign…

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
7 years ago

Oh, she’s up on the 2nd flour.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

A queue for the gluten intolerant

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I have tickets for a gluten free flight.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

This is why the Metric system never caught on in the US.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Please remain seated while the “No Dumplings” sign is lit.

SF
SF
7 years ago

Waiter! There is a line of people in my soup.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Maximum load, won ton.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

If you wait inside, you may spoil your appetite.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

Oh, it’s been years since anyone’s called me that.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Sorry, I didn’t notice this huge bowl in the middle of the airport.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

My rice-flour noodle said this was where she wanted me to meter.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Italian food lovers may pasta barrier at any time.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@engrishwebmaster: You must be this high to understand the sign.
*exhales ganja smoke*

coffeebot
7 years ago

There’s room in the meatball!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Oh, me on wrong side of noodle? Miso solly!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Cornbread anymore.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

After the approximately 2 minutes, join a bowl of cold water, boils 3 minutes then to fry again waited.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Officer! Is that a plane in my mushroom?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

Thank you, come again Ground-Corn Tortilla

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

When your number is called, please step into the vermicelli

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Wee vill enjoy the rice-flour

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Luckily my name isn’t Rice Flour Noodle.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Can’t wait to fry all those plane nudles

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Sparky. My name isn’t Shirley and I’m deadly serious. (Flying High – “Surely you must be joking.”)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

1 metre long noodles?

Is that like the 12″ Sub, that isn’t 12 inches.

(Subway explained that it isn’t 12 inches. 12 inches is a registered name for the product. BULLDUST!! Who us?)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Them’s fightin words where ah comes from.

GwydionM
7 years ago

Inside the noodle is much less comfortable

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

There’s an old Chinese belief that long noodles mean a long life. And these are a meter long? No wonder there’s over a billion of ’em! 🙂

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

In Japan, they tell you to wait behind the Bento box

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

This is what happens when an overworked translator gets the airport work mixed up with the menue work.

RT
RT
7 years ago

oh, it was horrible. first tsa pulled out of the line, then they began bringing water to a boil while adding broth and salivating looking at me! *bursts into tears*
-rice flour noodle

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Our flights may contain MSG.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Guess whose computer just scrambled its Hard Disk?.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Flour and Condoleezza had a bit of a falling-out during her last diplomatic visit.

Yugan
7 years ago

classic!

Roan De Guzman
Roan De Guzman
7 years ago

Please make sure I will have unlimited dumplings while waiting!

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