Pre-digested for your convenience

Pre-digested for your convenience

posted on 25 May 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Try it again

Photo courtesy of Nate Ilaoa.
Found at Chinese restaurant in American Samoa. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Compressed .jpeg photo

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Soylent green is people, raw lobsters are crushed Asians.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Raw..Raw..Raw.. that’s the spirit! Go team!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

You want Samoa that?

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Sashimi not I lobstered myself

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– And how would you like it to be eaten, Sir?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Lobsters can be cannibals, which is why raw lobsters should be served one to a plate.

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

Sponsored by The Human Centipede III.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It should at least put water once ebullition

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

It was not eaten. If it was eaten, you wouldn’t see it!!! It should be translated as Regurgitated Raw Lobster. Enjoy your meal!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Non Appétit !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Goes nicely with Spilled Soup Soup

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Waiter! This lobster tastes like crap!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Also available last week:

– Freshly Swallowed Undead
– Turned-On Lamp
– Eated Feces (Not Just Yet)
– Chewed Gum
– Used Teeths
– Medium-digested Miss Steak
– Ex Barbie Grill
– Non-Flushed Toilet Bowl Dumblings
– Gulped Ribs
– Winnie’s Poo

And our specialty: Roasted Rabbit That Still Needs To Be Caught

There’s been a great selection of drinks like Drunken Wine, Screwed Driver, Vomited Bear, Chompagne and Unprocessed Pee.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Try it with a recycled wine from the Wemen range.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

It looks like a photo of a circular cut-out photo of a lobster dish. Which is probably what you’ll get: a photo of a dish someone else ordered and ate.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

I’m sorry sir, but we’ve ran out of eaten raw lobsters.
By the way, I’m stuffed.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

I don’t see why you’re complaining, sir. The first customer we served this to said it was delicious.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Eaten raw lobster? Just a second… BLARGG!!!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Please wait for a few more hours. Our chef has constipation today.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Watch a doin?
Eaten.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

The local news wanted to interview the guy who managed to swallow a whole lobster in the shell and then regurgitate it, but he’s still in a coma.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Must have been hungried

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Lobsters don’t roar. But they do come out of their shell, if you show them affection.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Q. What’s the difference between a Lobster and a Lawyer?

A. One is a carrion eating bottom dweller. The other is merely a crustacean.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Lobster: ”Leave me alone! Don’t you see I’m eaten?!”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

It only sounds bad until you realize it was eaten by a civet cat. That’s gourmet!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

All lobsters in this restaurant have been passed by the Board of Health.

Snickers
Snickers
7 years ago

Is that chocolate sauce on the lobster?

Huggzie
Huggzie
7 years ago

Who says 2nd hand lobster is bad?

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