Tastes like ranchers…

Tastes like ranchers…

posted on 9 May 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

You should see their tiny shovels!

Photo courtesy of Sean & Lane Hardy.
Found  in Hainan, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Sweet meats perhaps

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Is Wuji a woman?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Small farmers, but they’re still growing. That’s what farmers do.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Best before grown up

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

First I thought they’re nuts

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I found more Engrish when I checked on this product.
click

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Are they claiming the product is not adult-erated?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Man, those are the ugliest small farmers I ever saw! I mean, wow!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Three exciting new flavors: Free Range Organic, Kosher Kibbutz and Amish Olde Style.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Uh huh… now please tell me what you did with the beans.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Waiter, is a large portion of small farmers enough for two people?
– Of course, Sir. Actually, we have to serve them in a swimming pool.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“Small Farmers” is offensive. The correct term is Diminutive
Agriculturists.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

It’s not the size of the farmer that counts, it’s the hoe in the row.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Deliciously unpeasant taste

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Small farmers can be the big farmers’ lunch. With the big rural population, we only want to keep the big and strong farmers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I just remembered that “farmers” is Cockney rhyming slang for haemorrhoids. First time I’ve seen them on a plate!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Rhyming slang can be a bit obscure, so I’ll explain.
Farmer Giles = piles.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

And of course, the picture of them is cropped.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Our Family Bucket contains five large families and a medium lake

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

My friend told me you can buy these at the Farmers’ market.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Q: What do you call a small farmer with 3 legs?
A: Horny.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

My cousin Chunk is 2nd from the left in the back row.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Is “Wuji” Chinese for “two women”?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

“Out of the way, Peck!”

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Afterwards you can use the small pitchforks to pick your teeth.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Wuji cup ain’t nothin’ to f-with, Wuji cup ain’t nothin’ to f-with!

Mr. Clown
Mr. Clown
7 years ago

I assume the big farmers wouldn’t fit in their ovens.

Mr. Clown
Mr. Clown
7 years ago

Could this be another method the Chinese government invented to control their population?

GwydionM
7 years ago

Soylent Green has been outsourced to China

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Patsy! Is that thou?!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

In China they harvest the organs of prisoners they execute.

Why let the rest go to waste?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

In Australia a few years ago a woman did a slice n dice job on her hubby.

She laid him out in roasts, steaks, cutlets, etc. The only thing she didn’t do, was pack him, and barcode the cartons.

Maybe China has institutionalized the procedure.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

When they mince you up and cook you, they also change your name.

You’re now called “Patty”.

Boom Boom.

pikapal
7 years ago

We! Are! Farmers! Bum ba-dum bum bum bum bum!

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

They were good small farmers. They were out standing in their field.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Just like mother used to make.

Wow! You mean she made that many small farmers?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Bob. Outstanding or upstanding?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Small farmers? Could this be a case of……….
statutory reap? 😎

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Soy Sauce Green is made from people! People!!

fredly frenson
fredly frenson
7 years ago

Maggot Farmers, Listen Up!

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