The buttler did it

Geeves! What are the black things

I wouldn’t touch my butler’s diary.

It’s the pistachio buttler’s day off.

It looks buttler than butt!

– Mommy, why did they put diary in a buttler?

A butler can manage your household.
A peanut buttler can help you in a jam.

My toast fell buttler side up *whew*

I’m Major Domo and I approved this message.

Something tells me this is not meant to be taken orally.

Dear Dairy.
The buttler did it.

It puts the lime in the coconut….

Buttler = Maid in Engrish

Warning: Some drinks are artificially sweetened. Over-consumption may cause diary.

The Buttler’s Banana tastes better with coconut oil on it.

Can I get one maid for me?

Coming soon to a theater near you: The Peanut Buttler Diaries.

Goes nicely with that old maidservant pot

Dear Diary,

Sir and Ma’am have given me the day off tomorrow to attend to some personal business in town. I have made arrangements for their peanuts and bananas to be served by other staff, and believe I have left the task in capable hands.

jjhitt – “It puts the lime in the coconut” …Or else it gets the hose again?

Dog and Buttlerfly. The dog likes the Buttler’s fly.

Well, at least it’s not peanut buttler diarrhea.

Dear Diary: Today I had a Buttler. His nuts were peanuts, but he had a fine banana!

Elementary my dear Watson.

NO! Mr. Peanut, what did they do to you?!?

And the cheesemakers will inherit the Earth. (The Holy Grail – movie)

The Diary Workers Union.

The Chiquita empire sure has fallen on hard times. To make ends meet the mascot has had to turn to being Mr. Peanut’s Buttler Banana.

May contain nuts.