Vacuum Cleaner Toy

Vacuum Cleaner Toy

posted on 2 May 2013 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Pete Blockley.

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Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

Hey look. The batteries are included.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I can’t wait 3 years to play this strange play – I want it now!

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Oh good little foam balls all over the place

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

I want to be radio active

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

This thing sucks balls?!

coffeebot
7 years ago

Just like real home!

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

So children play under an adult controlling something strange and wonderful, but without puting small parts into the mouth. I feel confused right now…

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Why haven’t I vacuumed? I’m all out of sunscreen. That’s why.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Please note that the instructions may vary from anything that is comprehensible to users.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Hi Friends! He must happily complain for this products! I buy and paid, Attention. When I opened it runs all my little white balls away although the children are not under me at all. I put only a large parts into my mouth and it didn’t improve the function, until it eated. I must also complain that the batteries wasn’t excluded and that the product did not vary from the illustration and the picture. So I do must want to return your company returns the payment company and also find the these childrens and balls back, or pay! I must… Read more »

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Do not touch the fire or I’ll tan your hide!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Controlled strange and wonderful; this toy doubles as a vibrator.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

CAUTION: Not suitable for real children under thee

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Do must let children play under the adult? I thought in China, there is no entering minors.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

I never pay attention to the followings:

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Pay attention to the followings. HE’S BEHIND YOU!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Controlled, strange and wonderful. Sounds like my first time.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Wow, Honey! Those tiny white balls feel great in there. I think I’ll be uh, . . . arriving soon!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

This is really a training tool for children to learn to assemble them in the factory.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

I wonder why vacuuming feels so good when you’re naked
with your family.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Controlled
strange and
wonderful
Good play!

Sounds like a lot of Pop Stars.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

(roll… roll… roll…)

“You cast a fireball, but the UV monster is unharmed. You must now roll against your constitution to save against skin cancer.”

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

♫ We didn’t touch the fire,
It was always burning,
Since the motor’s turning…

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Do not touch the fire, please use hand grenade.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

Oh sure, it’s fun until you grow up, then it’s all Work Like Real Vocational Drudgery.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

avoid eating… but if you really can’t help it… I guess it’s always a last resort.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

It certainly did vary from the description. The one I got vibrated, and the end rotated.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

DO NOTE: If there’s no way of use, please return attention to the followings.

pete
pete
7 years ago

We chucked this toy years ago. It diddnt have the power to actually hoover up the polysyrne it came with. I remember the Instructions inside as well which were even better. Should have photographed them too 🙂

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

It won’t vacuum anything! It’s full of thousands of effing Polystyrene pellets.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

On the plus side, they generate enough static electricity to sterilize you, if you put your small parts in the opening.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Dear Mattel. I am returning your Kiddie Vacuum Cleaner. I wish to make a claim on your company. After using the said Vacuum Cleaner, my 4 year old daughter dropped it in my lap while I was watching TV. The static electric charge it had generated near as hell blew my nuts off. After a week in hospital I was discharged, (a very appropriate word) as I now appear to be sterile, and subsequently sent home. Please find enclosed a separate claim for damages, from my wife. We planned on having two more children, but that now appears unlikely. As… Read more »

Snickers
Snickers
7 years ago

What in god’s name is the point of having a toy vacuum? Might as well just have a real vacuum.

RT
RT
7 years ago

spaceballs one has gone from suck to blow!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Cap’n Kirk! The Enterprise is full of little white balls. Hell! Dr. Spork I would never have noticed.

Strikhedonic
Strikhedonic
7 years ago

Wait, why is my toy vacuum cleaner on fire? Is that what it’s supposed to do?

virushunter
7 years ago

They had a couple of these at the Neverland Ranch and Michael made sure they always obeyed the first rule.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

No doubt the strange is controlled. It’s contained in the package itself.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Funny as hell, but it just doesn’t seem like it would be a gift anyone would say, “How did you know? This is exactly what I wanted.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

*Gasp* do I really see an entire phrase with correct grammar and that makes sense to boot?

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I have been looking for a small toy I could get myself included in, but the only ones I would fit in were suitable for under 3 years to play. Bummer.

Alex Fleming
Alex Fleming
7 years ago

so if product varies from illustration and picture of package, then it could be anything else from what the box claims to be

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

I’d be more worried about infrared radiation (heat) from a fire.

DragonLady
DragonLady
7 years ago

doubles as corn popper

Guy A. Person
Guy A. Person
7 years ago

So… should I touch fire that DOES have a function on ultraviolet radiation?

stopnswop
stopnswop
7 years ago

They managed to get the last phrase perfect??!

Susan
Susan
6 years ago

No ultraviolet radiation? What kind of toys do they make over there??

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Thank goodnessyou warned me! The first thing I always do with one of these is touch the fire!

KBurkhart
KBurkhart
5 years ago

They even tell you that you might not get what you paid for…honesty in advertising!

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