What a refreshing change from crab grass

What a refreshing change from crab grass

posted on 26 May 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Tiffany Bryant.
Found in Tzingdao, China. 

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Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Sure, I will let the grass happy, happy grass will make me happy too.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It can laugh its grass off.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

No s**t?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Hi, grass. Happy to seat you!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

We want grin grass, not blue grass.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

I can see that the little grass are not so happy at the moment. They are so dried.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Lying around without a care in the world

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

In PNG they call “happy grass” “spak brus”.
spak (spark) = drunk
brus (bruce) = tobacco

Thus, literally; drunk tobacco

Known in Aust. as Niugini Gold.

The young blokes tell me it is pretty good.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Langent Chateau???

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Even the crap grass is habby.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Bob Mali’s tombstone.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Marley – Marley. Damn!

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

No bicycling, no playing ball, no… whatever that is…no dogs.
Well, at least the *grass* is happy. 🙁

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The Langent Chateau HIGHLY recommends this grass.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Lora. No feets. ie. Betreten des Rasens verboten.

Walking on the grass will make your toesies high.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Thus it will be: Hi toe, hi toe, it’s off to work we go.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The glass is so happy, you can hear it crapping.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

♫The other night when I was out walking,
I heard the grass singing in the va’lley below,
Do not mistre’at me, and please never e’at me,
How could you tre’at a poor grass blade so♪

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Alternative universe!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@ Lora & Marum: Isn’t that some kind of “No Littering” symbol?

GwydionM
7 years ago

Let the grass happy, but the willow weep

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DnT. The foot with the grass below it means: No walking on the grass.

What the rest of the symbols on that sign are, I have no idea.

shep folds
shep folds
7 years ago

Back away slowly and let the grass happy! Got it?

Luc Borot
Luc Borot
7 years ago

What’s you smokin, brudda?

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