You can’t have everything…

You can’t have everything…

posted on 22 May 2013 in Instructions

Don’t be so sentimental…

Photo courtesy of David Pressley.
Label on a phone charger. 

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coffeebot
7 years ago

We can always make more.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The phone charger preferred by most abortion clinics.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Well children will give you continuous power depletion.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Children give you huge phone bills so get rid of them

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Wonderfull Friends,

I must be happy to complained of your Products. It can’t get rid of children! But I am children-less. therefore It cannot break dismantling into the fire ect. It also can not turn off the power all time to not make a call anyone so it returns it,

You must be kiddin’
oh, my god!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I once broke my dismantling and it’s never been the same.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

CAUTION: After reading, please this notice into the fire and get a good alibi

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Makes a pointless gift for your kids.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Children deplete my power, too.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Dad often threatened to get rid of children after an occurrence of breaking or dismantling.

Johnny Cache
7 years ago

Is this from the box for the Kitchen Field frying pan?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Children with an OFF switch- now there’s an idea!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Coffeebot. It’s not making the children that is fun. But all the practising.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Getting rid of children, has the side effect of getting rid of all the pets and things they bring home. Thus saving both time and wealth depletion. Power saving, is just the icing on the cake.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Don’t forget to get rid of the ex too!

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

@Marum: The pets can stay, they never run up huge power bills. Or even small ones. They also eat less, are easier to house-train and don’t need a billion dollars for college so time and wealth is also much less rapidly depleted. 🙂

coffeebot
7 years ago

I bought one for my children… DOH!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

My parents used to tell me they had Bogeyman’s phone number.
Now I see there’s even a phone charger.

Well… I’d better sleep with the lights on tonight. 😯

Bebop_Bea
Bebop_Bea
7 years ago

I thought it was for a um personal massager *wink wink* till I saw the no hot or humid place, but the get rid of children and don’t leave the power on makes sense 🙂

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

Casey Anthony didn’t kill her daughter, it was the cell phone that did it!

(I welcome and thumbs down you feel compelled to give me).

RT
RT
7 years ago

why you little *strangles bart* -homer

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Found in Vulgaria.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

But Officer, I was just following instructions.

Stan
Stan
6 years ago

Get rid of children, it’s for your own safety.

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