You want lives? We got lives

You want lives? We got lives

posted on 14 May 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

I swear we don’t want to drink your blood!

Photo courtesy of Peter Roberts.
Found in China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

We’re far from being hostile!

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Any other creature sharing?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Have a Body Count for free

PeeBee
PeeBee
9 years ago

Come to our hostel, where life is cheap.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

– Bring out the dead … Bring out the dead … !

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

A vase full of reincarnations in every room.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Have you ever been told to get a life? We have the new economy packs.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Two human lives: double kill
Three human lives: multikill
Four human lives: megakill
Five human lives: ultrakill
Six human lives: m-m-m-monsterkill!

JohnZ
JohnZ
9 years ago

Lots of celebrities recommend our hostel: Jason Voorhees, Freddie Kureger, Hannibal Lecter, Predator, Xenomorph…

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Do Hindus get a discount?

coffeebot
9 years ago

Bring out your lives! Bring out your lives!

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
9 years ago

What about cats? Do you have nine of those?

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

We’re ready to take you to Mars three human lives four, five?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I’d walk a camel for a mile for a life.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Is this some kind of PCP videogame?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

When lemon gives you lives, …… no, wait…….

davonblr
davonblr
9 years ago

We promise not to burn you while you sleep…honest.

l2646134
l2646134
9 years ago
Sparky
Sparky
9 years ago

Is this what is meant by Youth in Asia? Just wondering.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
9 years ago

Finally a place where no one talks about Y.O.L.O.!

Mark
Mark
9 years ago

‘No Cats’

Chris
Chris
9 years ago

“Heeeheeeeeheeeeeeeeeee….” ‘Renfield

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
9 years ago

This place has a lot of soul.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

We also have every episode of The Walking Dead on DVD and Blue Ray.

tadchem
tadchem
9 years ago

Formerly known as the Bates Motel.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
9 years ago

It’s the Ra’s al Ghul hostel.
“Take a dip in our hot spring, feel rejuvenated, have many lives”

Snickers
Snickers
9 years ago

But if you use up all your lives…Game Over.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

@davonbir. We did at Childers. (Qld. Aust.)

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Shack up in a Hostel, and produce many new lives.

Snickers
Snickers
9 years ago

We also have nine cat lives for your pets.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

Highly recommended by the three Wise Men (Martians) who visited baby Jesus on their way to Bethlehem.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

Whenever I’ve told people to “get a life”, I never thought they actually could!

Mr. Clown
Mr. Clown
9 years ago

Don’t mind if I do!

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

@BFC. Thank you. But I am only visiting.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

I always wondered why the wise men took caramels.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

At least I know what a “bacterium” is.

It is a caramel with two humps.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Owned by Messrs. Slaughter and Killen.

GwydionM
9 years ago

Pay no attention to any stone statues the seem to be moving by themselves.

Lobo
9 years ago

They misspelled “Martian”.
Yep, it all makes sense now, doesn’t it?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

– A room for four lives, please.

stardf29
stardf29
9 years ago

Press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start, and get 30 human lives.

Bob T
Bob T
9 years ago

Alfred Hitchcock slept here.

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

And how much for the Honeymoon Suite ?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
9 years ago

Oh, the humanity!

Snickers
Snickers
9 years ago

We keep our lives in a little bottle behind the counter.

Snickers
Snickers
9 years ago

Congratulations! You got five human lives! Collect 100 human coins for another human life!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

Our prices, like our killers, are insane!!!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

Get a life, tourist! A spare extra one, even!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
9 years ago

And don’t forget the soul sauce.

tom
tom
8 years ago

i guess hostel 4 will take place in china

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