I swear we don’t want to drink your blood!
Photo courtesy of Peter Roberts.
Found in China.
We’re far from being hostile!
Any other creature sharing?
Have a Body Count for free
Come to our hostel, where life is cheap.
– Bring out the dead … Bring out the dead … !
A vase full of reincarnations in every room.
Have you ever been told to get a life? We have the new economy packs.
Two human lives: double kill
Three human lives: multikill
Four human lives: megakill
Five human lives: ultrakill
Six human lives: m-m-m-monsterkill!
Lots of celebrities recommend our hostel: Jason Voorhees, Freddie Kureger, Hannibal Lecter, Predator, Xenomorph…
Do Hindus get a discount?
Bring out your lives! Bring out your lives!
What about cats? Do you have nine of those?
We’re ready to take you to Mars three human lives four, five?
I’d walk a camel for a mile for a life.
Is this some kind of PCP videogame?
When lemon gives you lives, …… no, wait…….
We promise not to burn you while you sleep…honest.
Is this what is meant by Youth in Asia? Just wondering.
Finally a place where no one talks about Y.O.L.O.!
This place has a lot of soul.
We also have every episode of The Walking Dead on DVD and Blue Ray.
Formerly known as the Bates Motel.
It’s the Ra’s al Ghul hostel.
“Take a dip in our hot spring, feel rejuvenated, have many lives”
But if you use up all your lives…Game Over.
@davonbir. We did at Childers. (Qld. Aust.)
Shack up in a Hostel, and produce many new lives.
We also have nine cat lives for your pets.
Highly recommended by the three Wise Men (Martians) who visited baby Jesus on their way to Bethlehem.
Whenever I’ve told people to “get a life”, I never thought they actually could!
Don’t mind if I do!
@BFC. Thank you. But I am only visiting.
I always wondered why the wise men took caramels.
At least I know what a “bacterium” is.
It is a caramel with two humps.
Owned by Messrs. Slaughter and Killen.
Pay no attention to any stone statues the seem to be moving by themselves.
They misspelled “Martian”.
Yep, it all makes sense now, doesn’t it?
– A room for four lives, please.
Press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start, and get 30 human lives.
Alfred Hitchcock slept here.
And how much for the Honeymoon Suite ?
Oh, the humanity!
We keep our lives in a little bottle behind the counter.
Congratulations! You got five human lives! Collect 100 human coins for another human life!
Our prices, like our killers, are insane!!!
Get a life, tourist! A spare extra one, even!
And don’t forget the soul sauce.
i guess hostel 4 will take place in china