You want lives? We got lives

You want lives? We got lives

posted on 14 May 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

I swear we don’t want to drink your blood!

Photo courtesy of Peter Roberts.
Found in China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

We’re far from being hostile!

Tong
Guest
Tong

Any other creature sharing?

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Have a Body Count for free

PeeBee
Guest
PeeBee

Come to our hostel, where life is cheap.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Bring out the dead … Bring out the dead … !

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

A vase full of reincarnations in every room.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Have you ever been told to get a life? We have the new economy packs.

DrLex
Guest
DrLex

Two human lives: double kill
Three human lives: multikill
Four human lives: megakill
Five human lives: ultrakill
Six human lives: m-m-m-monsterkill!

JohnZ
Guest
JohnZ

Lots of celebrities recommend our hostel: Jason Voorhees, Freddie Kureger, Hannibal Lecter, Predator, Xenomorph…

DrLex
Guest
DrLex

Do Hindus get a discount?

coffeebot
Guest

Bring out your lives! Bring out your lives!

Jonnytbone
Guest
Jonnytbone

What about cats? Do you have nine of those?

Algernon
Guest
Algernon

We’re ready to take you to Mars three human lives four, five?

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

I’d walk a camel for a mile for a life.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Is this some kind of PCP videogame?

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

When lemon gives you lives, …… no, wait…….

davonblr
Guest
davonblr

We promise not to burn you while you sleep…honest.

l2646134
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l2646134
Sparky
Guest
Sparky

Is this what is meant by Youth in Asia? Just wondering.

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

Finally a place where no one talks about Y.O.L.O.!

Mark
Guest
Mark

‘No Cats’

Chris
Guest
Chris

“Heeeheeeeeheeeeeeeeeee….” ‘Renfield

Frank Burns
Guest
Frank Burns

This place has a lot of soul.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

We also have every episode of The Walking Dead on DVD and Blue Ray.

tadchem
Guest
tadchem

Formerly known as the Bates Motel.

Nonsuch Ned
Guest
Nonsuch Ned

It’s the Ra’s al Ghul hostel.
“Take a dip in our hot spring, feel rejuvenated, have many lives”

Snickers
Guest
Snickers

But if you use up all your lives…Game Over.

Marum
Guest
Marum

@davonbir. We did at Childers. (Qld. Aust.)

Marum
Guest
Marum

Shack up in a Hostel, and produce many new lives.

Snickers
Guest
Snickers

We also have nine cat lives for your pets.

Big Fat Cat
Guest
Big Fat Cat

Highly recommended by the three Wise Men (Martians) who visited baby Jesus on their way to Bethlehem.

Lora
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Lora

Whenever I’ve told people to “get a life”, I never thought they actually could!

Mr. Clown
Guest
Mr. Clown

Don’t mind if I do!

Marum
Guest
Marum

@BFC. Thank you. But I am only visiting.

Marum
Guest
Marum

I always wondered why the wise men took caramels.

Marum
Guest
Marum

At least I know what a “bacterium” is.

It is a caramel with two humps.

Marum
Guest
Marum

Owned by Messrs. Slaughter and Killen.

GwydionM
Guest

Pay no attention to any stone statues the seem to be moving by themselves.

Lobo
Guest

They misspelled “Martian”.
Yep, it all makes sense now, doesn’t it?

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– A room for four lives, please.

stardf29
Guest
stardf29

Press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start, and get 30 human lives.

Bob T
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Bob T

Alfred Hitchcock slept here.

Chuck
Guest
Chuck

And how much for the Honeymoon Suite ?

Biff the Understudy
Guest
Biff the Understudy

Oh, the humanity!

Snickers
Guest
Snickers

We keep our lives in a little bottle behind the counter.

Snickers
Guest
Snickers

Congratulations! You got five human lives! Collect 100 human coins for another human life!

A Non-Y Mouse
Guest
A Non-Y Mouse

Our prices, like our killers, are insane!!!

Lollerskate
Guest
Lollerskate

Get a life, tourist! A spare extra one, even!

Lollerskate
Guest
Lollerskate

And don’t forget the soul sauce.

tom
Guest
tom

i guess hostel 4 will take place in china

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