Boasted to perfection

Boasted to perfection

posted on 10 Jun 2013 in Signs

Beef. The most talkative of meats.

Photo courtesy of William Quinn.
“Vicky’s Restaurant” found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Shut up and eat your Hamburg

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

When Vicky is pleased, everyone is happy.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Can have a bowl of Boast Toasties instead?

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Nothing more annoying than boasting beef. Turn them all into hamburgers, that’ll shut them up!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Silence of the Beef

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Since Zero-dB Hushburger is our specialty [ Shut-Up at Vicky’s ] – happy!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Whoever wrote this seems very pleased with Vicky’s handmade service, that made him shut up while his soft hamburg got all juicy.

James
James
7 years ago

Overblown description of a hamburger, or fellatory innuendo?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Waiter! My dish is throbbing!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of cows suddenly mooed out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear Vicky has made another hamburg Steak.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

That’s just a typo.

It should be “Steak of the beast roasted carefully” !

Could be Godzilla. We don’t know.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

I’m betting the person who wrote the sign wasn’t named “Vicky”.

Snickers
Snickers
7 years ago

It shut up the taste of beef up by shoving its soft and juicy steak into the taste of beef’s mouth, and gave Vicky a pleasing time.

GwydionM
7 years ago

Our waitresses are also soft and juicy. But won’t shut up.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

@DrLex

Vicku had better watch out !

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/476777/cows_with_guns/

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Vicky too !

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

You make Hamburg look bad

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

No YOU shut up!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Beef…the other red meat.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Glad to meat you Vicky!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It shuts up the beef and becomes a miss Steak

coffeebot
7 years ago

Hamburger wouldn’t shut up so I ate him.

Mblack
Mblack
7 years ago

Vicky sure knows her boast beef!

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
7 years ago

See? Now THAT is Engrish! The “funny typo” ones just don’t cut it in my oh-so-humble opinion…

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
7 years ago

PS: Anyone ever get Newsletter?!? 🙂

bill
bill
7 years ago

Soft! What boast from yon Hamburg Steak?

Someone
Someone
7 years ago

And a new life lesson’s learned: if someone’s boasting, shut him up by roasting him. Carefully, of course.

Auntie
Auntie
7 years ago

Funny typos are welcome to my Engrish universe. Still waiting for my “Plane Donut” to be posted….

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Ach ya! Ich musste ein Hamburg Steak haben bitte..

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

QUIET! Or we vill put you in der oven.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Hey Vicki! Will this make you happy? :P)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Auntie. You can pick it up at the airport Wednesday.

It will be landing at 1400hrs.

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Where’s the boast?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Handmade beef. Built this cow myself with some roadkill, tofu and some stuff I got at a garage sale.

RT
RT
7 years ago

this just in… beef has filed for divorce from vicky, citing cases of domestic violence

Nwad
Nwad
7 years ago

Shut up, Beef, you’re drunk.

emiie
emiie
7 years ago

I still can’t express the delight that I felt at hearing the SNL parody song “Dick in a Box” at Pizza Mall in Seoul in Gangnam. Luckily I was with 2 adult students with whom I could share my joy (after I explained it to them)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Bill. Tis the Vegemite. For it is the yeast.
And the peanut paste is the mouth.

zaza
zaza
7 years ago

Most beef shuts up when hamburgered

Timmy
Timmy
7 years ago

I told you to shut up, you cow!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Shut up and taste my beef!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

The steak so manly it will make your mouth shut up and swallow, as it tells your heart to make its time!

Engrineer
Engrineer
7 years ago

This is 100% proof that spell check should NEVER have been invented. I was hungry at the first few words, then got a headache from the rest.

JulieM
JulieM
7 years ago

Pure poetry. I want this on my gravestone.

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