I’ll take two slices of heaven and a side of happiness please.
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago
If money can buy happiness, how come the store is empty with no lineup?
Chris
9 years ago
Let’s all sing the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
Lora
9 years ago
I once went to to eat at Revenge, but their dishes are always served cold.
Nonsuch Ned
9 years ago
Where service always comes with a smile… or they’re fired.
Nonsuch Ned
9 years ago
Can I get a Prozac Double-Pounder,, Abilify Fries, and a Zoloft smoothie please?
Sparky
9 years ago
I’d like some flies with that!
Biff the Understudy
9 years ago
Something’s about to happiness!
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago
May contain traces of ecstasy.
Pectolatra
9 years ago
Happiness is so expensive! I think I’ll go to Just Fine instead.
Simone Bolivar
9 years ago
Money really can’t buy happiness, but it gives you the ability to choose whatever kind of misery you prefer.
Simone Bolivar
9 years ago
Happiness? I guess it all depends on what you do with the soft serve.
Or perhaps; Where you put it.
Marum
9 years ago
I don’t know about Soft Serves. But an Asian friend of mine did things with chocolate and whipped cream, that caused a fair degree of happiness – ecstasy even.
Marum
9 years ago
Q. What do you call a whole tribe of Maoris on Prozac?
A. Once were worriers.
Salome
9 years ago
Drop the h and stress the second syllable.
Marum
9 years ago
Money may not be able to buy happiness, but at least you can afford the misery which suits you best.
Marum
9 years ago
The daily lashings will continue, until morale improves.
Marum
9 years ago
@BFC. Because it costs lotsa dough. It starts with a million dollar mansion, a Lamboghini, a yacht, a trophy wife. Get the drift?
Droll not Troll
9 years ago
Warm puppy on a sesame seed bun to go, please.
Droll not Troll
9 years ago
@Marum:A few posts back you had a problem with emoticons. Your problem was a lack of a space character between the emoticon code and other text. If it’s not separate, the html engine doesn’t see it.
Salome
9 years ago
Cheaper than ecstasy–and legal, too.
Molly
8 years ago
As long as the food’s happy I’m eating it. I’ll be happier .
You can’t buy hap… oh, guess you can.
Our family happiness discount: buy two happiness, get accidentally for free!
Sh*t happiness
Happiness is a soft serve
Try our new Prozac-flavored smoothie!
Happiness is gooey and sticky. As it should be.
I just had a sausage dog over at Grief and Anguish.
because the Happy Meal is just exploitative.
You’ll have to barter. Money can’t buy this.
I’ll take two slices of heaven and a side of happiness please.
If money can buy happiness, how come the store is empty with no lineup?
Let’s all sing the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
I once went to to eat at Revenge, but their dishes are always served cold.
Where service always comes with a smile… or they’re fired.
Can I get a Prozac Double-Pounder,, Abilify Fries, and a Zoloft smoothie please?
I’d like some flies with that!
Something’s about to happiness!
May contain traces of ecstasy.
Happiness is so expensive! I think I’ll go to Just Fine instead.
Money really can’t buy happiness, but it gives you the ability to choose whatever kind of misery you prefer.
Happiness? I guess it all depends on what you do with the soft serve.
Or perhaps; Where you put it.
I don’t know about Soft Serves. But an Asian friend of mine did things with chocolate and whipped cream, that caused a fair degree of happiness – ecstasy even.
Q. What do you call a whole tribe of Maoris on Prozac?
A. Once were worriers.
Drop the h and stress the second syllable.
Money may not be able to buy happiness, but at least you can afford the misery which suits you best.
The daily lashings will continue, until morale improves.
@BFC. Because it costs lotsa dough. It starts with a million dollar mansion, a Lamboghini, a yacht, a trophy wife. Get the drift?
Warm puppy on a sesame seed bun to go, please.
@Marum:A few posts back you had a problem with emoticons. Your problem was a lack of a space character between the emoticon code and other text. If it’s not separate, the html engine doesn’t see it.
Cheaper than ecstasy–and legal, too.
As long as the food’s happy I’m eating it. I’ll be happier .