Can I get some satisfaction?

Can I get some satisfaction?

posted on 12 Jun 2013 in Signs

…and a side order of joy.

Photo courtesy of NoReason.
Found in Japanese mall.  

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Our family happiness discount: buy two happiness, get accidentally for free!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Sh*t happiness

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Happiness is a soft serve

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Try our new Prozac-flavored smoothie!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Happiness is gooey and sticky. As it should be.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I just had a sausage dog over at Grief and Anguish.

coffeebot
7 years ago

because the Happy Meal is just exploitative.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

You’ll have to barter. Money can’t buy this.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

I’ll take two slices of heaven and a side of happiness please.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

If money can buy happiness, how come the store is empty with no lineup?

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Let’s all sing the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

I once went to to eat at Revenge, but their dishes are always served cold.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

Where service always comes with a smile… or they’re fired.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

Can I get a Prozac Double-Pounder,, Abilify Fries, and a Zoloft smoothie please?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

I’d like some flies with that!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Something’s about to happiness!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

May contain traces of ecstasy.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Happiness is so expensive! I think I’ll go to Just Fine instead.

Simone Bolivar
Simone Bolivar
7 years ago

Money really can’t buy happiness, but it gives you the ability to choose whatever kind of misery you prefer.

Simone Bolivar
Simone Bolivar
7 years ago

Happiness? I guess it all depends on what you do with the soft serve.

Or perhaps; Where you put it.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I don’t know about Soft Serves. But an Asian friend of mine did things with chocolate and whipped cream, that caused a fair degree of happiness – ecstasy even.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Q. What do you call a whole tribe of Maoris on Prozac?

A. Once were worriers.

Salome
Salome
7 years ago

Drop the h and stress the second syllable.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Money may not be able to buy happiness, but at least you can afford the misery which suits you best.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The daily lashings will continue, until morale improves.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@BFC. Because it costs lotsa dough. It starts with a million dollar mansion, a Lamboghini, a yacht, a trophy wife. Get the drift?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Warm puppy on a sesame seed bun to go, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Marum:A few posts back you had a problem with emoticons. Your problem was a lack of a space character between the emoticon code and other text. If it’s not separate, the html engine doesn’t see it.

Salome
Salome
7 years ago

Cheaper than ecstasy–and legal, too.

Molly
Molly
7 years ago

As long as the food’s happy I’m eating it. I’ll be happier .

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