Can you hide in back?

Can you hide in back?

posted on 3 Jun 2013 in Signs

I’m very corporate…

Photo courtesy of Wade and Britt Hammond.
Found in Little Tokyo, Los Angeles.  

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algernon
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algernon

We don’t want custom anyway

SF
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SF

If you stand in front of the show-window the view will be private and limited.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Hey, I’m just standing here minding my own corporation!

DrLex
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DrLex

Please do not buy anything from us. Think of the other businesses!

JohnZ
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JohnZ

Dear: corporations

Mind your own businesses. Our show-window must go on.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

As a customer, I am not very cooperative with the big corporations.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It stands in front of show-window. It rubs the lotion on its business. It is disturbed. Very disturbed.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Dear: Customers
My colon is displaced. You don’t need to see this.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

OK, but only if you’ll put my corporation in the show-window, decorate it nicely, and I’ll be allowed to stand on the left or right side.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: Please corporate inside

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Do not forget to turn out the lights and feed the customers before closing.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Dear: Daikokuya,

Thank you for your company.

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Tong
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Tong

Japanese are just too overly polite. Let me translate this. “Dear customers, Please stand in front our competitors’ show-windows.”

Ben
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Ben

They’re just worried about their reputation for catering to gaijin. The Japanese sign next to it says “Please wait here”.

Chris
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Chris

Nobody likes a show off.

Sparky
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Sparky

The sign of a non-hostile corporate take over.
That’s using your noodles.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

They don’t want the other B2Bs to get jealous of all the window shoppers.

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

My corporation disturbs the other businesses. Problem?

Peter
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Peter

Yikes . . . Corporation??
No thanks !!

GwydionM
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What’s good for General Motors is disturbed when shown in a shop window

Marum
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Marum

Last time you corporated in front of our shop window all the other businesses and our staff were disturbed for weeks.

Marum
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Marum

The last time two corporate westerners stood in front of our shop window, they eclipsed the sun.

Marum
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Marum

Dear Sir and Madam. It is not that you are ugly, but please do not stand in front of our shop. You are devaluing the neighbourhood.

Marum
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Marum

There should be more corporation and less foreplay. Or is that more foreplay and less corporation? Or maybe equal amounts of both. Look! I feel a bit dizzy. I think I will lie down for a while.

Luckmaster
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Luckmaster

Yes, I’ve been geting love handles. Thank you, too.

spaghettimeatballs
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spaghettimeatballs

Give me a chair then…..

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