Don’t even think about Benny Hill

Don’t even think about Benny Hill

posted on 21 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Jo Pycroft.
Found in China. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Hullaballo Free Zone

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

This must be one of those Tippy Bars I’ve heard about.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

You do not want to know what the cold tips are.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Stand still and, carefully.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Doesn’t look like a milkcart

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Lets slapstick

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

That “Three Stooges” convention ruined it for everyone.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Bathroom attendants do not accept cold cash.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

I heard about a doctor who would never charge a fee for doing circumcisions. He only took tips.

Bob
Bob
7 years ago
Marum
Marum
7 years ago

You slapee stick he go away.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

With darn near 1.5billion population.
It is obvious Chinese women don’t do this often enough.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

I’ve got TWO warm tips for ya! Right here at the end of my fingers, look hard, I’ll bring them up closer to ya…
*POINK!*
whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Use this sign whenever there’s a banana peel on the floor.

GwydionM
7 years ago

Please do not chase ladies with warm tips.

We’ll slap your stick if you do!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

As the bloke with Hansen’s Disease said to the prostitute:

Keep the tip.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Do not run, scissors.

Do not cough syrup, heavy equipment.

Do not candy, without a wrapper.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

correction: heavy machinery

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

SENSITIVE AREA
Warm tips before entering.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

………………………………………UM…
Cold tips will make you J……P.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

That is a prime example of the need for an EDIT feature.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Chase + Slapstick.

Chapstick ?

Uldi
Uldi
7 years ago

Needs Yakety Sax.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Apparently the Keystone Kops’ cars had diesel engines.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

The Q-Tips are the cold tips.

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