Made me larf…

Made me larf…

posted on 30 Jun 2013 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Travis Ruetenik.
 Found on menu in Iwakuni, Japan.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Harf + Harf = Fur

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Buy HARF, get BARK for free

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Looks ferl and ferl to me

GwydionM
7 years ago

Harf is where the hum is

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Harf till you barf!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Two harfs make a hole.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

RMAO!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Herp and derp.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

I don’t like Harf and Harf, I prefer real cleam. But who puts it in beer anyway?

Snickers
Snickers
7 years ago

And I’ll Harf and I’ll Harf and I’ll blow your house Apart!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

What pirates order when there’s no rum.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

This is basically a whøre beer.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Bow and wow!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Half & half = 50% beer 50% stout. (Old time drink)

Harf is the noise made by a Seal = harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf.

BLOODY SEALS!!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Half and half = 50% beer + 50% stout. Black velvet 1 = 50% stout + 50% champagne. Black velvet 2 = 50% stout + 50% dry cider (my preference) Spider (4 day after) = Beer + raspberry (ie. clears away the cobwebs) Beer chaser = Beer + nip of rum. (mixed together) Unnameable = I was in a tropical Asian country, and they gave me a warm beer. I asked for a cold beer. They gave me a glass of beer with ice in it. I shut up and drank it. After all, I had already lost two. Why… Read more »

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@72rd
harf + harf = whore

fu + fu = fur

fe fi fo fum = Ita Buttrose’s phone number (she lisps)

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

I don’t drink it too arfen.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Prepared with the best arcohor.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Did a cat cough it up?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@ Marum: Shandygaff = 50% beer, 50% ginger beer. I was making these for years before I knew they had a name.
I must try that Black Velvet 2!

Seals make a harf sound, elephant seals sound like they’ve been drinking harf and harf all night. 😉

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

It’s Japanese Ilish.

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

Confucious say: Wife may be Man’s better harf, but mistress Man’s better whole.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Marum: Foul percent of alcohore.

Jøshua
Jøshua
7 years ago

Harf: To barf happy.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Harf of som-ting is better than awr of nothing.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

When you drink it, it’s like a parfy in your marf, and arfryone’s infited!

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

I knew there had to be a use for HARF, argon fluorohydride, the only known argon compound.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

That should have been HArF.

olog-hai
olog-hai
7 years ago

Hmm. Hāfu & hāfu?

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