My slippers get jittery…

My slippers get jittery…

posted on 11 Jun 2013 in Signs

Stay calm, keep laces tied…

Photo courtesy of NoReason.
Japanese says: “Please do not get
on the bed with your shoes on.” 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

They’re made for walking

coffeebot
7 years ago

I saw socks looking a little apprehensive, too.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Oh, mine always slip on a bed. Carefully.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Let’s shoes off the bed and pizza!

garudamon11
garudamon11
7 years ago

As tense as shoes on a bed…… well you learn a new saying everyday!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I knew going to a vegan love hotel was going to be a bad idea.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Oops! Wrong shoes on bed.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

At Motel Six we’ll leave the laces on for you.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’ll get as nervous as I want to get. Right now I’m as nervous as blood stains on the walls. I am so past shoes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Honey, would you please take off this guy’s shoes? I want to go to sleep.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

This sign makes me angry as pants on a kitchen table.

Dervrak
Dervrak
7 years ago

You don’t have to worry about me being as nervous as shoes on a bed. At all times, I remain as calm as boots on an ironing board…

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

The real reason Captain Kirk always took his boots off to sleep with aliens.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Do get nervous as snakes on a plane.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Their rocking chair department has a similar sign about cats.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Don’t worry, they’re just a couple of loafers.

coffeebot
7 years ago

Now you know how the slippers feel.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

I get nervous too when I think about all the germs and bodily substances left on the bed by other hotel visitors. 🙁

GwydionM
7 years ago

These boots are made for panicking
And that’s just what they don’t
One of these days these boots are going to run off with your shoes!

Someone
Someone
7 years ago

You’d be nervous too if you knew that at any time, someone could step on you and drag you everywhere he wants.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If there are shoes on the bed, there is possibly a horse between the sheets. Yes girls. Be nervous.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I only get nervous as woman on a bed

Simone Bolivar
Simone Bolivar
7 years ago

I’m not nervous @Someone. Take me! TAKE ME!

Classic Steve
7 years ago

I’m not shaking in my shoes; the shoes are shaking on their own!

JustPassingBy
JustPassingBy
7 years ago

The Japanese wording reads “Please do not get on the bed with your shoes on” This must be some kind of a translation software the hotel folks are using but it’s not doing a good job apparently.

Auntie
Auntie
7 years ago

Sign in kanji and kana basically says: “Do us all a favor and do not put your shoes on top of the bed”.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

We’ll be gentle.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

No worries. I’m as cool as diarrhea in a freezer.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Only a madman would be nervous in that situation. I get pretty excited.

Nicholas Chase
7 years ago

Please remain clam.

Luc Borot
Luc Borot
7 years ago

AND KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON!!!!!!!

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