Oh, to be a male scholar…

Oh, to be a male scholar…

posted on 17 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Kaishin Chu.
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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Do old people wang need a condom

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

M,ild an fragrant mineral water for the wet male scholar

Alex
Alex
7 years ago

Riddle: What liquid is the lady nursed with ? She is having needing.

Hint: It is mild and fragrant !

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

Putting the wet male scholar piece of cloth above the condom is a great example of conditioned thinking about how it became wet.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

That towel will need a lot of compressing after all this wet stuff.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Looks like the Old Scholar is gonna have a noodle party.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Jian Li Bao is a soft drink. I do not know if is mild, fragrant or produced by milking nurses.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Please wear the condom before you start to liquid the lady.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

How much for 20,000 shares of pork backs?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

If you’re on Medicare, your pee pee is really lookin’ good!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

I flunked out of school. Am I still eligible for the liquid nursing thing? Please?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

If you’re having needing, I’m very auspicious.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

That’s where Confucius is nursed with his great ideas

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Who knew a commodity price list could also be a narrative!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

I wonder why nursing a male scholar is more expensive than auspicious old people wang.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Male scholar, get ready for your oral test. 😈

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I’ll stick with the Instant noodles, a mineral water, and a condom thanks. The rest is incomprehensible.

Dude
Dude
7 years ago

I bet old people Wang was the one who created the wet scholar piece of cloth. How else would he be so auspicious?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

Wet Male Scholar Wang is prodigious.
one condom please.

GwydionM
7 years ago

the wet male scholar ventured into the liquid the lady is nursed. He now has an old people wang, very sad

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

@Big Fat Cat: It looks like Confucius wrote the Chinese part of this menu and Sigmund Freud translated it! 🙂

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

That’s right, 20 condoms filled with mineral water and noodles.
Delivered to the roof.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

But wait! I provide all above commodity? So am I a guest, or am I being pimped out?

Auntie
Auntie
7 years ago

speechless in face of the onslaught.

stpnrazr
stpnrazr
7 years ago

After I turned 50, I learned that old people wang is not really all that auspicious.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Yes I have seen the liquids the scholars use. The Uni. students regularly gather at the Regatta Pub in Brissie.

Czarmangis
Czarmangis
7 years ago

These boneheads are only just now recognizing that like sugar cherry blossom cookies creep in your dream stare, Engrish has been and will continue to be the first number!

Dangard
7 years ago

“I’ll have a condom, and liquid the lady is nursed, since I never leave a lady unsatisfied 🙂 Wait….NO!!! What do you mean that’s how that French guy got in trouble in New York?”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Czarmangis. Yeah. Number than an Eskimo’s bum, when he’s sitting on an ice floe.

Timmy
Timmy
7 years ago

LIES! I’m old and my wang never promises future success!!

tekleader
tekleader
7 years ago

Could I have another hint, please?

Allison
Allison
7 years ago

wait so did they actualy mean condom when it said condom? well never mind they probobly did PEOPLES NEEDS THE SEX!

DO
DO
7 years ago

Sum Ting Wong with Old People Wang

Cindi
Cindi
7 years ago

Kids don’t look below the mineral water.

Susan
Susan
6 years ago

Where I come from, old people Wang is suspicious.

RocketCat
RocketCat
5 years ago

The old people Wang would likely not need a condom or expel liquid,even when wet and nursed by a lady. Old people Wang would probably need viagra to be instant noodle but would need to compress a towel afterwards if having needing.

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