Served with a smile

Served with a smile

posted on 28 Jun 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Wait, right here on the table…?

Photo courtesy of Bryan Stafford.
Found in Busan, South Korea. 

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McBee
McBee
7 years ago

I’m so there!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Move over, Starbucks.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“Would you like me to leave room for cream?”

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

What’s going on with the pigs in the basement?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Now let’s on the floor, honey!

SF
SF
7 years ago

Waiter, the tablecloth isn’t clean.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Don’t order a Wiener Melange. Get a Skinny Mocha Cowgirl instead.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

She wants it hot and black

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Someone has been playing too much GTA San Andreas.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Oh beaut coffee and a show

James
James
7 years ago

Muahahaha, Ohohohoho, this is delicious!

“Guess you won’t be needing that coffee I ordered for you…”

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Expresso is Italian for quickie.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

“We don’t have time for a (hot latte), we have to go find the time macheen!”

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

A: “Excuse me, we have a booking for this table.”
B:”I am sorry, do you mind if we join the tables together?”

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

I’ll take that barista over there, and she’ll be having an extra large.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

One Table, Multiple Players!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

The Chair is on the other side of the street.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

We make it your way.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Genius! They don’t have to hire busboys. The patrons sweep all the dishes off the table before “dessert”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy, why don’t we go to The Toilet?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

My cup runneth over.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Found in your nearest brown light district.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

It is always delicious. Is there any other kind?

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

‘do it in the kitchen, loose yourself over china’

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
7 years ago

Do you have to pay to get in?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Mc-Taz. You always have to pay….One way or the other.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Q. What do you think of sex and violence on the TV?

A. It’s great, but it breaks the legs off the cabinet.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Q. What has four legs and no drawers.

A. A restaurant table.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Just call for one of the waiters if you would like a “sandwich”.

GwydionM
7 years ago

The dish runs away with the spoon, but pops back for a threesome with the coffee cup.

Enough to melt a heart of china!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Two girls, one espresso.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The signwriter is Bi.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

He sure is. He wrote this sign with both hands, and no brain.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I tried coffee with my lover. I found chocolate and whipped cream to be superior.

Snickers
Snickers
7 years ago

An Italian walks into the restaurant and says “I want a fawk on the table!”

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

I like it rough. Do you have a log table?

RT
RT
7 years ago

“jim never has a second cup of coffee at home” -airplane

RT
RT
7 years ago

will that be a tall, grande, venti, or OH HELL YES?

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

Start your day off with a bang.

Lobo
7 years ago

Guess who is dessert?

Unown
Unown
7 years ago

You don’t want to know the secret ingredient for their cream.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

Love making JUST for me? I prefer to have “coffee” with a friend.

JJ
JJ
7 years ago

Other side of the table always looks more delicious.

Gravy Train
Gravy Train
7 years ago

Good to the last drop.

Sam
Sam
7 years ago

Oh, but we only just met!

Michelle
Michelle
7 years ago

I’ll take that to go….

RocketCat
RocketCat
5 years ago

The best part of waking up…

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