The Chinese know us too well…

The Chinese know us too well…

posted on 24 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Drinks

Photo courtesy of Anthony Cuellar.
Chinese beer found in Brooklyn.

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SF
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SF

Bao six-pack.

algernon
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algernon

Let’s start with a beer!!

algernon
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algernon

Inebriate genuine feelings.

Tong
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Tong

But, not matter how many I drink, I was not content. I tried very hard, but I don’t feel an American heart, instead, I got the American beer belly.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Consume mass quantities!”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Best before unconscious

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Don’t lose your drinking license!

DrLex
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DrLex

Let’s beer! Let’s inebriate!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Tastes like piss to me.

Ben
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Ben

Home is where the inebriated heart is.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: American heart attack without permission is prohibited

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I drank to think of home feeling, then I forgot where I lived.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Woke up in a Soho doorway, a Policeman knew my name, He said you can go sleep at home tonight if you can get up and walk away.

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

It looks like China has a wise plan to surpass USA as the world’s largest economy.

Marum
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Marum

That’s the trouble with Asian beer. Half an hour later you’re sober again.

Marum
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Marum

Actually. It tends to inebriate my brain before my heart.

Marum
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Marum

The destiny of beer….To make all women look beautiful.

Marum
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Marum

And make all men feel irresistable

GwydionM
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Home heart is where the beer is

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Dorothy: “There’s no place like beer!”

Marum
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Marum

Ahh! The necessities of life; sex, beer, and football.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I ♥ Inebriate America.

RT
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RT

-give it to me straight, doc. what’s wrong?
-you’re either American or sober.

Sparky
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Sparky

I drank to my hearts content and got inebriated, so I took the bus home. I just woke up and can’t remember where I parked it!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Drinking beer doesn’t usually give me a heart on.

Ascentboy
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Ascentboy

After consume six-pack, will require Ex-Sedrin

iLock
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iLock

Like totally…

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