The Chinese know us too well…

The Chinese know us too well…

posted on 24 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Drinks

Photo courtesy of Anthony Cuellar.
Chinese beer found in Brooklyn.

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SF
SF
7 years ago

Bao six-pack.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Let’s start with a beer!!

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Inebriate genuine feelings.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

But, not matter how many I drink, I was not content. I tried very hard, but I don’t feel an American heart, instead, I got the American beer belly.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“Consume mass quantities!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Best before unconscious

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Don’t lose your drinking license!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Let’s beer! Let’s inebriate!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Tastes like piss to me.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Home is where the inebriated heart is.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING: American heart attack without permission is prohibited

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

I drank to think of home feeling, then I forgot where I lived.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Woke up in a Soho doorway, a Policeman knew my name, He said you can go sleep at home tonight if you can get up and walk away.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

It looks like China has a wise plan to surpass USA as the world’s largest economy.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

That’s the trouble with Asian beer. Half an hour later you’re sober again.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Actually. It tends to inebriate my brain before my heart.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The destiny of beer….To make all women look beautiful.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

And make all men feel irresistable

GwydionM
7 years ago

Home heart is where the beer is

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Dorothy: “There’s no place like beer!”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Ahh! The necessities of life; sex, beer, and football.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I ♥ Inebriate America.

RT
RT
7 years ago

-give it to me straight, doc. what’s wrong?
-you’re either American or sober.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

I drank to my hearts content and got inebriated, so I took the bus home. I just woke up and can’t remember where I parked it!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Drinking beer doesn’t usually give me a heart on.

Ascentboy
Ascentboy
7 years ago

After consume six-pack, will require Ex-Sedrin

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Like totally…

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