The Original Kick Board

The Original Kick Board

posted on 2 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Toys

We’ll need a DNA sample…

Photo courtesy of Michelle Cox.
Scooter package – made in China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Our website: w.hom

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

This is better than Jenny Craig

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I was like you once…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Look Ma, I’m Swim Ming!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

E=style(mc^2)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Is this the only logo ever to contain an arsehole?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I challenge this fact! Is this early enough?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

”WARNING: https://www.engrish.com

(T-Shirt, anyone?)

coffeebot
7 years ago

AKA Early Puberty Board

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Change back! Change back!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

This scooter kicks bo*rd!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

How many kick boards does it take to change a light bulb?

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Using this board will give you the Scoots. Or, as pictured, SCO*TS !

Accept it !

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Do not use above water! Everyone accepts this fact. Except Marty McFly.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

My name is Whom and I endorse this message. BTW I kick ass.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Our kick board can be also used for face bashing – it changes you fashionably.

Everyone knows that.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

I used to be fat, tacky and cowardly. This board really changed me!
If you don’t accept this fact, well, I will gladly prove you wrong… (cracks knuckles)

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

You will challenge early, but sadly, finish the last.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

It may do all these things, but in the end, you will still remain incomprehensible.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Thanks, but I can change myself.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The Kickboard for real arseholes.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

A Kickboard that changes you? Could be useful when you become incontinent.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

The Original Kick The Bucket Scooter. It will change your life by sending you to a funeral home.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

But if you challenge us, we will cut you a new you-know-what!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I’d rather be more stylish than “who rather than a whomb.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Illustrious Sirs,
I was a 75lb weakling and used to get beaten up by ten year olds.
Since following your training regime for twelve months, and practising with your kickboard, I am now a 90lb weakling and get beat up by 12 year olds. At the present rate of progress I estimate that by the time I am 45 I will be getting beaten up by 52 year olds.

May I respectfully request a refund?

Mike
Mike
7 years ago

Whom accepts this fact. Jealous.

Jøshua
Jøshua
7 years ago

With the rainbow arsehole and becoming more stylish I’d say this the only kick board to use during Pride Week.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Side effects may include premature challenging.

GwydionM
7 years ago

For Whom the Board Rolls

SonikkuAmerica
SonikkuAmerica
7 years ago

SCOOT. The Original Kick Board. It changed me. Forever. It can change you too. *rubs black eye*

tom
tom
7 years ago

“everyone accepts this fact” says your friendly everyday neighborhood chinese dictator

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