Watch him grow

Looks more like a dick head

Just be careful of the pink bits

” I’m a little Sand Witch, short and stout…”

“Honey? Is that you?”

and the one behind Chiku Chiku is Dicku Dicku

Spoony’s best prick

Get out of the way, you little prick, I’m trying to get on line for Pirates of the Caribbean! Man, Disney World would be so much better if people just wouldn’t bring their damn kids.

The more you stroke it, the bigger it gets.

I’d always wondered about that Ray Walston.

Whoa! There’s one salami sandwich you don’t want to touch.

Lurking in a delicatessen near you.

Harrgh, Billy! Did I tell you the tale of the one-eyed minnow?

These sell out rapidly on national Boss’s Day.

He likes to get petted.

NEW! Little C*nt for girls!

I reached into the bag and it bit me!

I offered it once to the kid of former friends.

That’s the drawback of being Japanese.

Nurse to young patient: It’s jut a little prick.
Patient: Just keep the observations to yourself and take the damn blood sample.

It must be little, I can’t see it. Where is it?

Don’t underestimate its size… that’s little prick’s trick.

I gave it rub and it spat at me. 😥

We used to have John Howard, but we got rid of him.

Looks like that condom may have torn.

Poor little…guy. He has one eye he can’t see out of, a head that he can’t think with, his girlfriend is a a p***y, and whenever he gets excited he throws up.

I must now go shower, because I feel very, very dirty. 🙂

“He has a wife, you know….”

I think the picture on the box is upside down. Those pink dangley parts are supposed to hanging downwards.

ha-HA!
“dangly parts”

I wouldn’t touch this with a 10cm pole.

@Nonesuch Ned: “I’m Dang Lee and I approved this felt craft item.”

Kinokawa Cock’s little friend.

“Chiku Chiku Bow-Wow…”

“Like my husband said to me on our honeymoon, don’t be afraid, it’s just a little prick!” “Take the blood sample already…” “Shin Chan, anyone?!