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posted on 4 Jun 2013 in Books/Magazines, Chinglish

Please correctly language

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From either China or Taiwan. 

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Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

I thing Robim Wimmiams was in that movie.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I English
You English
We all English

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Then it cans speak Englishly!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It is 101nd day and I only Engrish

GwydionM
7 years ago

Half League, Half League, Half League
Into Valley Death
Rides Six Hundred
(Bloody Fools).

We also English poet nicely.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Repeat after me: “We are not amuuuuuuuused.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Hmmm… the ”Dead Pets Society” movie rip-off?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

In China, everything has to be politically correct.

SF
SF
7 years ago

Better to be correctly English than incorrectly American, chaps.

Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This book is nearly 90 years old! Click my name to see more.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

You might want to try the full version. The short course doesn’t seem to be working.

Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Chapter 1: How to wear bowler hat.
Chapter 2: What are scones?
Chapter 3: Choosing correct beer to go with curry or fish-and-chips.

Droll not Troll
7 years ago

By Georgely, I think you’ve got it!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Correctly Engrish in one minute.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

@Droll
Chapter 4: Driving on the wrong side of the road correctly.
Chapter 5: Adding silent vowels.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Incorrectly written of course

Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@jjhitt: Mr Cholmondeley is not amused!

Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Guaranteed to work as well as Guangxu’s Hundred Days’ Reform.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Author: Eriza Dorritle.

Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Contains such useful phrases as:
My rickshaw is full of eels.
My nipples explode with delight.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

My Dairy:

1th Day: Is Meet the Correctly English
2rd Day: Is Look the Correctly English
3nd Day:Is Feel the Correctly English
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27st Day: Is ready the Correctly English
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53th Day: Is the same
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82th Day: How to using Online Translations
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91nd Day: Random the Mix the Letters
.
100st Day: It correctedly falls through the window onto exploding bomb.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Correct Li if he’s wrong…

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

Correctly Google Translator in just a few minutes. And it works way better.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Repeat after me:” Madam! Your Pomeranian just pissed on my leg.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I am from the Society and I have come to correct you. With English.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you collect me with Engrish I may end up permanently damaged.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

♫Whatever have they done to the old mother tongue?
They have wrangled strangled mangled and abused it.♫

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

In Correctly English, a double negative constitutes a superlative, unless it comes after c.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DnT:

There once was a man called Cholmondeley,
Who sat in his office so glolmondeley,
His boss said Gus,
Why do you sit thus,
So holmondeley, glolmondeley, dolmondeley.

RT
RT
7 years ago

R.I.P. english society in china
June 2013 – October 2013

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Correctly translates phrases like: Roy Orbison’s musical bum.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Just for comparison, how long does it take to correctly French?

I’ve never bothered to time it myself.

Quantum Deconstructer
Quantum Deconstructer
7 years ago

Chapter 6: Let’s Verb!
Chapter 7: What Are These Toilets?

Doctor Q
7 years ago

@Marum:

… what.

Luc Borot
Luc Borot
7 years ago

C’rrec’, guvnah

El_Shawn
El_Shawn
7 years ago

Correctly english or hundred days dungeon.

luo xiao min
luo xiao min
6 years ago

This is NOT Chinese.

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
5 years ago

If this exists, why does the website need to?

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