Because convenience shouldn’t make sense

Because convenience shouldn’t make sense

posted on 19 Jul 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

And you thought it was a mole…

Photo courtesy of Brianne Hughes.
Found in Seoul, Korea. 

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Mick
Mick
7 years ago

Good luck reaching it.

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
7 years ago

Guess where we hid the faucet.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

So don’t make an arse of youself

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

That’s why I couldn’t flush it before, I was turning in circles looking for the button.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

And the ashtray is where

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Oh, that explains why I get flushed when I sit down.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“You have been ass-imilated.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Wanna see my s-bend? 😈

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

I thought it was a tattoo.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Yes, I had it installed because I was tired of people pulling my chain!

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Ladies Room sign: pleasure button is on your front side.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Wait. Let me just feel back there . . . uh . . . I think this is it. Nope, just another piece of poop!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

“Honest, Doc, I slipped and fell on it.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@MICKEYGREENEYES: Watch out for Klingons!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

How ironical that a toilet seat is the only seat that will not automatically cause that button to be pushed when sitting down.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Talk about some hemarroids.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

If that were on my backside, I’d be flush with embarrassment.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

In capitalist Korea, toilet flushes you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Some people couldn’t find their toilet button with both hands.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

You put your backside in,
You put your backside out;
You put your backside in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That’s what it’s all about!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Some parents teach their kids to call their body parts things like “belly button” and “toilet button”, but we prefer to use the proper anatomical terms.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Warning Sign: Do not use cigarette butt on your toilet button.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Every time I press it, it goes ‘POO’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

But we won’t tell you where’s the toilet bowl!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

That’s not a button, it’s a socket.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: Please don’t smoke to flush the toilet

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

We mixed up the Toilet Bowl with a Ten Pin Bowl.
We can assure you, it is not all beer and skittles.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

We supply Enterprise Toilet Paper. It goes round and round Uranus looking for Klingons.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Press the button and shoot the chute.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Please wipe before pressing the flush button,
or else you have to clean dirty hands for extra time.

Jøshua
Jøshua
7 years ago

No cig butts in your back side.

HankW
HankW
7 years ago

I’ll never fall for THAT again!

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