Because ironing isn’t just for muggles

Excellent for preparing the high class girls to hit their high class boyfriends with hot iron.

7 Kinds of Magical parts, for everybody!

Our fangle is painted a whiter shade of pale

Now let’s give porky childrens wear that final crispy touch!

Well fangle me train them in the magic of ironing early

Won’t it melt?

7 kinds of parts, 4 of which can cause choking in small children!

NOTE: In case of fire, the battery operated iron board turns upside-down

Wait a week, the new fangle is coming out.

Turning princesses into servants since 1999.

The angle of the fangle is adjustable over a wide range.

– Look, Mommy, I’m flyin’!

Children all are fangle.
Fan´gle
n. 1. Something new-fashioned; a foolish innovation; a gewgaw; a trifling ornament.

Also called ”Ouija Board”

Play together? Group ironing isn’t a thing anywhere I’ve been!

Is this New Fangled or Old Fangled?

The iron is thinking of getting the board on its back? Hey, what kind of kids’ toy is this????

Coming Soon: the Magical Bring Me A Beer Refrigerator.

High Quality Children not included.

That will get the wrinles out of his truncheon.

That will get the wrinkles out of his truncheon.

Item may vary from illustration. Magical Iron’s fantasies may extend beyond simply laying the board on its pack and spreading its legs.

The Iron board is of sufficient weight to immediately sever small toes, when the cheap shoddy trestle collapses.

“New Design High Class,” said the flower with boobs.

Making love on the Ironing Board, may result in very strange impact injuries, when the trestle collapses.

Approved by mutants with large widely-set eyes and cauliflower ears.

Contains seven kinds of parts….But none of us are quite sure what they are, or look like.

Fellas! The danger of ironing your fangle, is ten good reasons not to iron in the nude.

Magical imitation steam and magical imitation burn marks sold separately.

Lets you teach your daughters to be a high class ironer.

Magical iron board? Now my daughter can forge a Ring of Power!

Wingardium starchiosa!

and is that the iron maiden operating it ?

@Sparky. A few years ago, the Brissie daily, (Courier Mail) had an ad in the jobs column: “Female sewer required.”

I still wonder.

@Marum:
Bless the Brisbane Courier !
I’d been rather successfully researching my family history, but there was one huge gap. What happened to my Dad’s brother after he left England for Austalia ?
I found an article in the Courier’s online archives, confirming the family’s stories of a drowning and giving us a date and a place (the East Barron River).

All fangle were the borogoves, and the mome raths neatly pressed.

– Daddy? Where’s my beard?

Dear High Class Friends!

You, apologize!

because I receive your products and I must not happily complained that the items deteriorate the picture deterioration Discovery: the girl inside was a boy! it is NOT battery operated but coin operated, it spends half of my salary in one day and is complain all the time and a noising ,

It also complains that there was only 4 kinds of farts.

So I return the kid together with You! Yes, you use magic to unsatisfied customers!

Customers!

my little wifey: ironing is magic

@Chuck. The Wast Barron river? Just out of Cairns? It is a wonder that he had time to drown, before a Crocodile ate him. P)

Wast = East (typo)

Oh, the irony.

Because magic isn’t just for brooms anymore.

…the Iron chooses the wizard

@Marum
re Wast Barron.
I figured typo or commentary !

@Seventy2rd o clock: Your beard went for a swim in the pool.

For use with synthetic fibers only.

All these fangle children. Pfff!