Because ironing isn’t just for muggles

Because ironing isn’t just for muggles

posted on 15 Jul 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Turns princesses into servants…

Photo courtesy of Maddie P.
Found in department store in Doha, Qatar. 

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Excellent for preparing the high class girls to hit their high class boyfriends with hot iron.

Mick
Mick
7 years ago

7 Kinds of Magical parts, for everybody!

GwydionM
7 years ago

Our fangle is painted a whiter shade of pale

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Now let’s give porky childrens wear that final crispy touch!

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Well fangle me train them in the magic of ironing early

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Won’t it melt?

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

7 kinds of parts, 4 of which can cause choking in small children!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: In case of fire, the battery operated iron board turns upside-down

coffeebot
7 years ago

Wait a week, the new fangle is coming out.

coffeebot
7 years ago

Turning princesses into servants since 1999.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The angle of the fangle is adjustable over a wide range.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Look, Mommy, I’m flyin’!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Children all are fangle.
Fan´gle
n. 1. Something new-fashioned; a foolish innovation; a gewgaw; a trifling ornament.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Also called ”Ouija Board”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Play together? Group ironing isn’t a thing anywhere I’ve been!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Is this New Fangled or Old Fangled?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The iron is thinking of getting the board on its back? Hey, what kind of kids’ toy is this????

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Coming Soon: the Magical Bring Me A Beer Refrigerator.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

High Quality Children not included.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

That will get the wrinles out of his truncheon.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

That will get the wrinkles out of his truncheon.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Item may vary from illustration. Magical Iron’s fantasies may extend beyond simply laying the board on its pack and spreading its legs.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The Iron board is of sufficient weight to immediately sever small toes, when the cheap shoddy trestle collapses.

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

“New Design High Class,” said the flower with boobs.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Making love on the Ironing Board, may result in very strange impact injuries, when the trestle collapses.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Approved by mutants with large widely-set eyes and cauliflower ears.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Contains seven kinds of parts….But none of us are quite sure what they are, or look like.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Fellas! The danger of ironing your fangle, is ten good reasons not to iron in the nude.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Magical imitation steam and magical imitation burn marks sold separately.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Lets you teach your daughters to be a high class ironer.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Magical iron board? Now my daughter can forge a Ring of Power!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Wingardium starchiosa!

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

and is that the iron maiden operating it ?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Sparky. A few years ago, the Brissie daily, (Courier Mail) had an ad in the jobs column: “Female sewer required.”

I still wonder.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

@Marum:
Bless the Brisbane Courier !
I’d been rather successfully researching my family history, but there was one huge gap. What happened to my Dad’s brother after he left England for Austalia ?
I found an article in the Courier’s online archives, confirming the family’s stories of a drowning and giving us a date and a place (the East Barron River).

Ducky
Ducky
7 years ago

All fangle were the borogoves, and the mome raths neatly pressed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Daddy? Where’s my beard?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Dear High Class Friends!

You, apologize!

because I receive your products and I must not happily complained that the items deteriorate the picture deterioration Discovery: the girl inside was a boy! it is NOT battery operated but coin operated, it spends half of my salary in one day and is complain all the time and a noising ,

It also complains that there was only 4 kinds of farts.

So I return the kid together with You! Yes, you use magic to unsatisfied customers!

Customers!

RT
RT
7 years ago

my little wifey: ironing is magic

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Chuck. The Wast Barron river? Just out of Cairns? It is a wonder that he had time to drown, before a Crocodile ate him. P)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Wast = East (typo)

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Oh, the irony.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Because magic isn’t just for brooms anymore.

coffeebot
7 years ago

…the Iron chooses the wizard

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

@Marum
re Wast Barron.
I figured typo or commentary !

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: Your beard went for a swim in the pool.

coffeebot
7 years ago

For use with synthetic fibers only.

Rita
Rita
7 years ago

All these fangle children. Pfff!

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