Because ironing isn’t just for muggles

Because ironing isn’t just for muggles

posted on 15 Jul 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Turns princesses into servants…

Photo courtesy of Maddie P.
Found in department store in Doha, Qatar. 

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Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Excellent for preparing the high class girls to hit their high class boyfriends with hot iron.

Mick
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Mick

7 Kinds of Magical parts, for everybody!

GwydionM
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Our fangle is painted a whiter shade of pale

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Now let’s give porky childrens wear that final crispy touch!

algernon
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algernon

Well fangle me train them in the magic of ironing early

algernon
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algernon

Won’t it melt?

DrLex
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DrLex

7 kinds of parts, 4 of which can cause choking in small children!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: In case of fire, the battery operated iron board turns upside-down

coffeebot
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Wait a week, the new fangle is coming out.

coffeebot
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Turning princesses into servants since 1999.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The angle of the fangle is adjustable over a wide range.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Look, Mommy, I’m flyin’!

DrLex
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DrLex

Children all are fangle.
Fan´gle
n. 1. Something new-fashioned; a foolish innovation; a gewgaw; a trifling ornament.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Also called ”Ouija Board”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Play together? Group ironing isn’t a thing anywhere I’ve been!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Is this New Fangled or Old Fangled?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The iron is thinking of getting the board on its back? Hey, what kind of kids’ toy is this????

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Coming Soon: the Magical Bring Me A Beer Refrigerator.

davonblr
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davonblr

High Quality Children not included.

Marum
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Marum

That will get the wrinles out of his truncheon.

Marum
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Marum

That will get the wrinkles out of his truncheon.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Item may vary from illustration. Magical Iron’s fantasies may extend beyond simply laying the board on its pack and spreading its legs.

Marum
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Marum

The Iron board is of sufficient weight to immediately sever small toes, when the cheap shoddy trestle collapses.

Jay
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Jay

“New Design High Class,” said the flower with boobs.

Marum
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Marum

Making love on the Ironing Board, may result in very strange impact injuries, when the trestle collapses.

Marum
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Marum

Approved by mutants with large widely-set eyes and cauliflower ears.

Marum
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Marum

Contains seven kinds of parts….But none of us are quite sure what they are, or look like.

Marum
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Marum

Fellas! The danger of ironing your fangle, is ten good reasons not to iron in the nude.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Magical imitation steam and magical imitation burn marks sold separately.

Sparky
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Sparky

Lets you teach your daughters to be a high class ironer.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Magical iron board? Now my daughter can forge a Ring of Power!

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Wingardium starchiosa!

Chuck
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Chuck

and is that the iron maiden operating it ?

Marum
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Marum

@Sparky. A few years ago, the Brissie daily, (Courier Mail) had an ad in the jobs column: “Female sewer required.”

I still wonder.

Chuck
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Chuck

@Marum:
Bless the Brisbane Courier !
I’d been rather successfully researching my family history, but there was one huge gap. What happened to my Dad’s brother after he left England for Austalia ?
I found an article in the Courier’s online archives, confirming the family’s stories of a drowning and giving us a date and a place (the East Barron River).

Ducky
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Ducky

All fangle were the borogoves, and the mome raths neatly pressed.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Daddy? Where’s my beard?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Dear High Class Friends!

You, apologize!

because I receive your products and I must not happily complained that the items deteriorate the picture deterioration Discovery: the girl inside was a boy! it is NOT battery operated but coin operated, it spends half of my salary in one day and is complain all the time and a noising ,

It also complains that there was only 4 kinds of farts.

So I return the kid together with You! Yes, you use magic to unsatisfied customers!

Customers!

RT
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RT

my little wifey: ironing is magic

Marum
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Marum

@Chuck. The Wast Barron river? Just out of Cairns? It is a wonder that he had time to drown, before a Crocodile ate him. P)

Marum
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Marum

Wast = East (typo)

Bob T
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Bob T

Oh, the irony.

Lora
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Lora

Because magic isn’t just for brooms anymore.

coffeebot
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…the Iron chooses the wizard

Chuck
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Chuck

@Marum
re Wast Barron.
I figured typo or commentary !

EffEff
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EffEff

@Seventy2rd o clock: Your beard went for a swim in the pool.

coffeebot
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For use with synthetic fibers only.

Rita
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Rita

All these fangle children. Pfff!

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