For Engrish sweaters only…

For Engrish sweaters only…

posted on 8 Jul 2013 in Clothing

Also knits well…

Photo courtesy of Keith Comer.
Yarn found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Not at all icy

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It makes a soff crater

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Does anyone have a pattern for knitting a Kuiper belt?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It takes interval too long for a comet to fall onto Earth!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This yarn is best for knitting clothes to cover heavenly bodies.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Yarn theory?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Damn dinosaurs never saw it coming.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

From the public, his discovery brought cheers.
From his wife, it drew nothing but torrents of tears.
“For you see,” said Ms. Halley,
“He used to come daily;
Now he comes once every 70 years!”

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Feels pretty harr to me.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

The latest product from the Cosmic Quilter.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

The Bold Nep is the largely unknown twin brother of the Kuiper Belt, consisting of large clusters of yarn balls that occasionally produce a soff comet. The reason why it remains unknown is that most of the soff comets burn up when coming anywhere near our atmosphere. Now you know where all the dust in the air keeps coming from.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

To Boldly Nep where no knitting has gone before…

GwydionM
7 years ago

Are you a wally? Get this from Halley!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

I tried making a sweater with this stuff once, but it ablated when I went out in the sun.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Strong Belwas and Bold Nep, protectors of the Dragon Queen.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The comet Bold Nep the stuff of nightmares.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Repels cat hairs.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@FB Like String Theory, but fluffier.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

I don’t think being hit by a billion tons of yarn is any better than being hit by a billion tons of rock, ice, or anything else.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

I just want to read the whole thing again and again until I fall asleep – or maybe shoot myself, Tough call.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

♪ ♫
Soff comet, warm comet, little ball of yarn…♪ ♫

NoizeBomb
7 years ago

Still fluffier than the Harr Asteroid yarn.

Rita
Rita
7 years ago

Soft like a ton of rock and ice orbiting the universe.

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