For sitness

For sitness

posted on 18 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Toys

Itis for the children!

Photo courtesy of Jennifer Braun.
Toy imported from China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Pure awesomement!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

CAUTION: Don’t swallow a gif unless it’s larger than 2 MB.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

We see what you wrote but we know what you ment.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

So where does the fireplace fit in.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

From the factory of Senor Gifis.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@algernon: Actually, the fireplace is the only part that qualifies as a fitment. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Children, please don’t leave the toys on the floor. If daddy steps on one he’ll throw a fitment!

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

Its official website is a geocities page where you can appreciate all those gifs in their glory.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Fireplacement made by ‘Toys’R’Gifs

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Ideal for a game of poker around the fireplace.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Aggregate, my foot. That’s a homogenous organic polymer.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I wonder why children over 3 years aren’t allowed to choke on small parts?!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

If no fitment, then duct-tapement.

coffeebot
7 years ago

Under 3, choking hazard. Over 3, puking.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Instructions for use:
1. Place all fitments into blender
2. Blend for 60 seconds at maximum power
3. Enjoy your furniture aggregate.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

If I would have been shown this welcome gift, I would have crawled straight back into the womb.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

So what color cement would this look best with for my new patio?

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

It’s a fitment of your imagination.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Who gets the hot seat?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

Gotta aggregate them all!

GwydionM
7 years ago

Fitment for a princessment

bill
bill
7 years ago

I can’t wait for the bedroom aggregate to hit the market.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Each frame of this gif contains at least 30% of uncompressed virtual plastic.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Fitments or fatments?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Aggregate is rocks. Does this mean you need to be stoned to appreciate this toy?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I know! Furniture made from aggregate. Sort of like the Flintstone’s house.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Furniture aggregate. From the House of Flintstone.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Isn’t it preferable to choke your children before they reach 3 years?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

fit·ment
[fit-muhnt]
noun
1.
furniture.
2.
capability of children of exaggregating with fireplace

Example: ”Sweetie, please don’t exaggregate with fire, you’ll burn the fitment!”

NoizeBomb
7 years ago

Pity that the furniture aggregate will be used for furniture cement.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I prefer a jpeg to a gif.

pikapal
7 years ago

This is so funny I just saw that toy set at a dollar store last week!

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Endorsed by Chairman Mao.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Fireplace. Probably the only place no one would ever care to fit in. (Unless you like that sort of thing)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Made from BPA free PVC. So your children can gnaw on it to their heart’s content.

Chucktown
6 years ago

Aggregate? We all know the fireplace has the only sustainable GDP out of the group.

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