Itis for the children!
Photo courtesy of Jennifer Braun.
Toy imported from China.
CAUTION: Don’t swallow a gif unless it’s larger than 2 MB.
We see what you wrote but we know what you ment.
So where does the fireplace fit in.
From the factory of Senor Gifis.
@algernon: Actually, the fireplace is the only part that qualifies as a fitment. 😉
Children, please don’t leave the toys on the floor. If daddy steps on one he’ll throw a fitment!
Its official website is a geocities page where you can appreciate all those gifs in their glory.
Fireplacement made by ‘Toys’R’Gifs
Ideal for a game of poker around the fireplace.
Aggregate, my foot. That’s a homogenous organic polymer.
I wonder why children over 3 years aren’t allowed to choke on small parts?!
If no fitment, then duct-tapement.
Under 3, choking hazard. Over 3, puking.
Instructions for use:
1. Place all fitments into blender
2. Blend for 60 seconds at maximum power
3. Enjoy your furniture aggregate.
If I would have been shown this welcome gift, I would have crawled straight back into the womb.
So what color cement would this look best with for my new patio?
It’s a fitment of your imagination.
Who gets the hot seat?
Gotta aggregate them all!
Fitment for a princessment
I can’t wait for the bedroom aggregate to hit the market.
Each frame of this gif contains at least 30% of uncompressed virtual plastic.
Fitments or fatments?
Aggregate is rocks. Does this mean you need to be stoned to appreciate this toy?
I know! Furniture made from aggregate. Sort of like the Flintstone’s house.
Furniture aggregate. From the House of Flintstone.
Isn’t it preferable to choke your children before they reach 3 years?
capability of children of exaggregating with fireplace
Example: ”Sweetie, please don’t exaggregate with fire, you’ll burn the fitment!”
Pity that the furniture aggregate will be used for furniture cement.
I prefer a jpeg to a gif.
This is so funny I just saw that toy set at a dollar store last week!
Endorsed by Chairman Mao.
Fireplace. Probably the only place no one would ever care to fit in. (Unless you like that sort of thing)
Made from BPA free PVC. So your children can gnaw on it to their heart’s content.
Aggregate? We all know the fireplace has the only sustainable GDP out of the group.