Friendly elevator reminder

Friendly elevator reminder

posted on 9 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

No nakeds, Elevator STD too!

Photo courtesy of Xiamara Hohman.
Found in a dormitory in Jinhua, Zhejiang, China. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Get noticed get civilisation

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

No riding, elevator goes up too!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

There’s a movie about it, I think it’s ”Married with Elevators”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Don’t paste in the elevator. Stick it where the sun don’t shie.

Rm
Rm
7 years ago

This elevator is designed upon Newton’s 3rd law of motion..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If you spite the elevator, it will get down and dirty.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Don’t fart in this elevator. You really don’t want to know what it does about that!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Hey! You in bearskin loincloth! Stairs for you buddy!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I stayed here once. It’s expensive. They bill you for the Elevator’s therapy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

An elevator gets electrical pains ……………..
50 or 60 hurts. 😎

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“Well, Clarice – have the elevators stopped screaming?”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

I play the game Civilization from my laptop at home. I don’t play it in the elevator.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

No scoring. Only losers allowed in elevator.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

This place was O.K. It hads its ups and downs.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

It is obvious why the Roman empire collapsed. They did not have painful, dirty, shy elevators.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Shouts in Chinese!!!!! (wispers in english)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Up or down, Sir?
– Right!

Dervrak
Dervrak
7 years ago

Love in an elevator
Livin’ it up when I’m goin’ down
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up till I hit the ground

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

( No Engrishing, Elevator creatives too!)

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

So many buttons to push !

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Correction: It was a typo. The last line should be,
No passing, Elevator shits too.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Correction: It was typo. The last line should be,
(No passing, Elevator shits too!)

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

No buffing, Elevator shines too!

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

No elevatoring. Just lift that stupid reminder !

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

No lifting, Elevator goes down too!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

“If you score us, do we not pain? And if you spite us, do we not dirty?”
– Shie-lock –

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

No money! Elevator shut you out!

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

”maximum 7 billion persons (490 billion kg)”

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

What goes up…must also bring you down too.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

I asked to go up to the 1st floor; not to be ‘one-upped’ by the elevator.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

♫ The floor will come to you at last
When civilization are one and one is all
To be arise and not to roll
And she’s riding a elevator of confusion ♫

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

No hinting, elevator make anagram of own name too, leave rot!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If I’m scoring in the elevator, I could care less that it is shie.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

In communist China, elevator rides TOO!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

No whistling. Elevator will whistle the first seven notes of ‘It’s a Small World’ incessantly.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

No barbarians, elevator xenophobes too!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Our elevator will go down for you.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The degree of civilization is defined by its elevators.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The longest journey starts with a single elevator. (Mao Tse Dung)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Do not naked in elevator, it is very shie.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Bacon will cure this.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Found in the Meier building.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

You can judge a civilization by the way it treats its elevators.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

@Sparky: Now that’s elevator music!

gonovox928
7 years ago

No gaming, elevator loses too!

HankW
HankW
7 years ago

Civilization, if you spite me, do I not dirty? If you paste me, do I not shy?

Cindi
Cindi
7 years ago

Note to self: foreigners need to be constantly reminded as well. They may score, spit or past, but certainly don’t pain, dirty or shie!

Artie
Artie
6 years ago

No spiting the elevator! It’s very sensitive.

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