Friendly elevator reminder

Friendly elevator reminder

posted on 9 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

No nakeds, Elevator STD too!

Photo courtesy of Xiamara Hohman.
Found in a dormitory in Jinhua, Zhejiang, China. 

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algernon
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algernon

Get noticed get civilisation

algernon
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algernon

No riding, elevator goes up too!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

There’s a movie about it, I think it’s ”Married with Elevators”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Don’t paste in the elevator. Stick it where the sun don’t shie.

Rm
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Rm

This elevator is designed upon Newton’s 3rd law of motion..

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you spite the elevator, it will get down and dirty.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Don’t fart in this elevator. You really don’t want to know what it does about that!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Hey! You in bearskin loincloth! Stairs for you buddy!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I stayed here once. It’s expensive. They bill you for the Elevator’s therapy.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

An elevator gets electrical pains ……………..
50 or 60 hurts. 😎

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Well, Clarice – have the elevators stopped screaming?”

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I play the game Civilization from my laptop at home. I don’t play it in the elevator.

DrLex
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DrLex

No scoring. Only losers allowed in elevator.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

This place was O.K. It hads its ups and downs.

DrLex
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DrLex

It is obvious why the Roman empire collapsed. They did not have painful, dirty, shy elevators.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Shouts in Chinese!!!!! (wispers in english)

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Up or down, Sir?
– Right!

Dervrak
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Dervrak

Love in an elevator
Livin’ it up when I’m goin’ down
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up till I hit the ground

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

( No Engrishing, Elevator creatives too!)

Chuck
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Chuck

So many buttons to push !

Tong
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Tong

Correction: It was a typo. The last line should be,
No passing, Elevator shits too.

Tong
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Tong

Correction: It was typo. The last line should be,
(No passing, Elevator shits too!)

jjhitt
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jjhitt

No buffing, Elevator shines too!

Peter
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Peter

No elevatoring. Just lift that stupid reminder !

Tong
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Tong

No lifting, Elevator goes down too!

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

“If you score us, do we not pain? And if you spite us, do we not dirty?”
– Shie-lock –

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

No money! Elevator shut you out!

Mark
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Mark

”maximum 7 billion persons (490 billion kg)”

iLock
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iLock

What goes up…must also bring you down too.

iLock
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iLock

I asked to go up to the 1st floor; not to be ‘one-upped’ by the elevator.

iLock
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iLock

♫ The floor will come to you at last
When civilization are one and one is all
To be arise and not to roll
And she’s riding a elevator of confusion ♫

iLock
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iLock

No hinting, elevator make anagram of own name too, leave rot!

Marum
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Marum

If I’m scoring in the elevator, I could care less that it is shie.

Classic Steve
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In communist China, elevator rides TOO!

Sparky
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Sparky

No whistling. Elevator will whistle the first seven notes of ‘It’s a Small World’ incessantly.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

No barbarians, elevator xenophobes too!

Marum
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Marum

Our elevator will go down for you.

Marum
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Marum

The degree of civilization is defined by its elevators.

Marum
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Marum

The longest journey starts with a single elevator. (Mao Tse Dung)

Marum
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Marum

Do not naked in elevator, it is very shie.

Marum
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Marum

Bacon will cure this.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Found in the Meier building.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

You can judge a civilization by the way it treats its elevators.

EffEff
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EffEff

@Sparky: Now that’s elevator music!

gonovox928
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No gaming, elevator loses too!

HankW
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HankW

Civilization, if you spite me, do I not dirty? If you paste me, do I not shy?

Cindi
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Cindi

Note to self: foreigners need to be constantly reminded as well. They may score, spit or past, but certainly don’t pain, dirty or shie!

Artie
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Artie

No spiting the elevator! It’s very sensitive.

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