I’m at a loos…

I’m at a loos…

posted on 2 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

A ghostly scent…

Photo courtesy of Lisa McDonald.
BOSS knock off product from China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I never imagined the toilet water is that scary.

Salome
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Salome

We’ve clearly had a great voowel shift and I didn’t notice.

algernon
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algernon

Clear liquid with a floral aftertaste

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

HUGE BOO*S

DrLex
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DrLex

Statler and Waldorf’s favorite eau de toilette.

Ben
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Ben

Try our knockoff, because the price of the real stuff is scary.

Tong
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Tong

Just the perfume I am looking for – perfect for my next football match.

DrLex
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DrLex

The bottle almost reads “Eau de toilet”, which it probably is anyway.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

For all Winnie the Poos out there

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

With just a hint of raspberry.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Just one drop on your skin and you will be booed at all day.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Boos: The Official Scent of Major League Baseball.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Well, it does contain a lot of alcohol.

Rm
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Rm

Probably not as best as their AAS..

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Like a boos.

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

Yeah, it’s a great perfume! Feel free to take a sip.

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

Not as pleasant as Cheers, but hey, it’s so much cheaper!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Bon Toilett!

SF
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SF

Can’t wait for the ad with Kate Moos.

Salome
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Salome

Officer Crabtree’s favourite.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It contains alcohol, so it should spell ‘Booze’

Sparky
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Sparky

For all your boo thangs.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

It takes a lot to get a girl fired from the strip club, but this ought to do it.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Mind if I wet my whistle?

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Shouldn’t the bottle be shaped more like a hip flask?

Lora
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Lora

Designed by Moaning Myrtle, the ghost who haunted a toilet at Hogwart’s.

GwydionM
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Anything Boos can do, Booze can do better
Kangaroo perfumes are better than this

pikapal
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It’s for ghosts only.

Marum
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Marum

Shop Assistant: “Deodorant?” “Ball or stick type sir?”

Customer: ‘No. Just for under the arms.’

Steve
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Steve

I got mine in a gift set that also included Black Labial and Johnny Worker.

kioku
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kioku

New from the mushroom kingdom the sent that will help even the shyest boo make some new friends. (Warning: may make it easier for Mario or Luigi to find you while you are hiding).

Marum
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Marum

Wear it at pool parties. It makes it easier for the girls to duck you.

Marum
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Marum

EDIT: Wear it at pool Pool parties. All the girls will want to duck you.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Use it as a mouthwash after you brush and floos.

RT
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RT

“are you all saying ‘boo’ or ‘boourns’?”

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

Great Boos up!

snail
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snail

BOOS
Scent makes men chase you when your back is turned, and stop and cover their eyes when you face them.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

Any time is the right time to hit the Boos.

Brian
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And the bottle design is a stretched out rip-off of Guerlain Vetiver in the ribbed bottle.

http://i44.tinypic.com/bgw7ef.jpg

Merrick
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Merrick

Haha! I myself actually have a bottle of Boos! It’s a glossy black bottle unlike this one. I found it at a dorral stole.

Rita
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Rita

The authentic stoof!

Fallasteeni
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Fallasteeni

BOOS in Arabic means kiss. That makes it even funnier 🙂

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