Inspectors are waiting inside…

Inspectors are waiting inside…

posted on 12 Jul 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Rob Davis.
Found at Chinese Restaurant in Sydney. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

One Hung Low lives here

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Or the keys on the string

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

We’ve been having a lot of accidents in there.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

You need the key, but the door has no lock.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The key is for the trapdoor in the floor.
You must have been thinking of the other kind of hung.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Using what? What’s hung? No wonder there is a safety warning.

Mick
Mick
7 years ago

Hangings occur daily here…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Extra-low urinals installed for the convenience of our stricly hung patrons.

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
7 years ago

Does this urinal seem low to you?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Of course you won’t be smoking! Smoking stunts your ….. growth.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Excuse me, I have to go use the customer.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

No cuckolds need apply.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Do jurors who can’t make up their minds qualify?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

To be hung or to be Hung?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Women

STRICTLY DONG RESTAURANT
COSTUMERS USE ONLY

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

It’s funny, but considering Hung is probably the name of the restaurant the misspelling of “strictly” is the only thing possibly qualifying it as engrish.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

The low hanging nuts taste good!

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

I got the key, but I am scared to use anything.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This is where they keep the bodies of customers who don’t pay. It’s a hanging offence and they’re very stric about that.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

The original key party.

Salome
Salome
7 years ago

Even the glory holes have locked doors.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

They are really hung go…. I mean gung ho about this…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Panic Panic on the streets of Sydney Panic on the streets of Dongguan I wonder to myself Could I ever be Hung again? The Hong Kong streets that you slip down I wonder to myself Hopes may rise on the Shenzen But Ho-Nee Pee, you’re not safe here So you run down To the toilet of the town Burn down the restroom Hung, the blessed DJ Because the customers that constantly die SAY NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE Hung, the blessed DJ Because the customers that constantly die Hung, the DJ Hung, the DJ Hung, the DJ Hung, the… Read more »

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy… I see Hung people!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Security theatre at its best.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Gee, the lengths we have to go to, just to get into the men’s room.

GwydionM
7 years ago

Hanging non-customers is prohibited.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

There must be something to get hung about

RT
RT
7 years ago

vince offer opening a new chinese restaurant?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Coffeebot. No. But the bottoms of them are very cold.

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

The key is kept on a lanyard with a meter stick.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Erection in progress?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

They aren’t kidding… the man of the restroom sign has one “leg” suspiciously longer than the other…

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

You can never be too careful when dealing with stricly hung customers.

Timmy
Timmy
7 years ago

Man, I gotta use the women’s AGAIN?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Lollerskate: That’s why he’s called STICKman.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Such a STICKman that one can’t know if it’s either well hung to badly dragged.

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