Ploase duck

Ploase duck

posted on 22 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Having trouble roading this?

Photo courtesy of Ursula Ten.
Spotted in China. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

And watch you sleep

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

No need to shout

GwydionM
7 years ago

And do not tread on toad

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Wear a harf hat.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Those darn black squares

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I minded my hoad but I should have watched the stairs instoad. I stepped on a tead sitting there. The tead said “libbit”, I slipped, and fell.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Sorry, I’m hoad over hools

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Super Mario Bros: you’re doing it wrong.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

See what happens if you don’t road the sign?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

In case you hit your hoad and die, you will get one of these flower wreaths below.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If it wasn’t for this sign, more people would bump their hoads on the sign…….

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Don’t stand in front of the vent or it’ll give you a blow to the hoad.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Sponsored by: Onglish Ministry of Silly Walk

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Quit trying to grab the exclamation point and your hoad will be OK.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

CAUTION: To avoid this obstacle, carefully fall down the stairs

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

I haven’t hoad much lately. Think I’ll go see my baby mama.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Whore is the question mark?

Timmy
Timmy
7 years ago

Give me a broak! I have no hoands or feet!

coffeebot
7 years ago

He was THIS close to doath.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Or use an Olovator

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Oauch! That looks like it must hoart!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy, look! Ho Hung himself onto question mark!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Peking Duck!

pikapal
7 years ago

It’s Hoedown!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

That was good advice to all other tennis players of the 50s

szk
szk
7 years ago

You might want to mind your foot too.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

See the blood spurt.

He split an artery on the sharp corner and bled out in 10 minutes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Are you throatening me?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

I’m going to stop reading captions now, my hoad hurts.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Bugger the stairs. I will use the ovuluter.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you use the staris you may bonk your head.

If you use the ovuluter you may bonk your…Oh! Never mind.

RT
RT
7 years ago

it’s metal gear; he’s becoming alarmed (hence the exclamation point) because he saw a black box moving

Salome
Salome
7 years ago

Be careful when troading down the stops.

John
John
7 years ago

Be sore to road the massage.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Ow! I banged my head while looking for my hoad. Just like the guy in the picture.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Ow! I banged my head while looking for my hoad. Just like the guy in the picture.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Ow! I banged my head while looking for my hoad. Just like the guy in the picture.

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