Schedules? We don’t need no stinking schedules.

Schedules? We don’t need no stinking schedules.

posted on 11 Jul 2013 in Signs

But sometimes we stop at my house…

Photo courtesy of David High.
Bus stop found in Japan. 

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Mick
Mick
7 years ago

For the unique traveller.

Mick
Mick
7 years ago

Leaves at the most unexpected time.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

But not at 49 or 51.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Its a red letter bus

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I’m in the mood for some fun today. Can you direct me to the amazing bus stop?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

This is extraordinary but… Stop!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Passengers are outstanding by the kerb.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The wheels on the bus go up and down. The people on the bus go round and round.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

And sometimes we don’t leave at all but just wait for the passengers and show them this sign – we are THAT extraordinary.

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

This is an extraordinary bus stop where buses don’t stop. You are welcome.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

For Passengers

♫♪♪
I am a passenger
And I ride and I ride
I ride in the bus’s backside
I see the sign come out of the sky
Yeah, there’s a bus stop in a hollow sky
You know, it looks so extraordinary tonight

la la la la la-la-la……♫♫♪

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Or we might make a stop at the phantom toll booth.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

This is a bus stop like you shouldn’t know from it.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Mundane bus stops need not apply.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If no. 50 bus stop isn’t available, we send twice as many buses to no. 25.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Usually, we leave at no. 50 bus stop. However we drop off anywhere we feel like. Now get out!

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Located next to Station Nine-and-Three-Quarters.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Too much…the Magic Bus.

Snickers
Snickers
7 years ago

A bus stop like no other…

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

A bus stop of extraordinary magnitude.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

We are building a Public Transportation force of extraordinary magnitude.
We forge our bus stops in the spirit of our ancestors.
You have our gratitude.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Number 50 with a bullet!

GwydionM
7 years ago

But the purple triple-decker is not for muggles.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

To check the schedule, call them on an extraordinary telephone.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

If you find an insipid, milk-and-water bus stop, you can be sure it’s No.50.

Lobo
7 years ago

Ordinary passengers please take another bus.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Sometimes, in the middle of the day, when the bus is empty, I stop at my house for a quickie.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

That is Stop 69.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

In Sth Bris. there is a bus stop with the sign “BLIND PEOPLE ALIGHT HERE”

Every time I look very carefully, but I have never seen a blind person on fire yet.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

We are the bus company from Hell,
And we frustrate all you passengers well,
We think it is nifty,
To have stop number fifty,
But, when it stops there, you never can tell.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

In a strange contradiction of Quantum Theory; The buses depart from stop number 50, but none ever arrive.

James
James
7 years ago

You wait a short time for a bus, and then one comes along. All of the buses are spaced out nicely.

NoizeBomb
7 years ago

Even the bus itself is extraordinary. No wheels!

Someone
Someone
7 years ago

So, it’s a busstop where the bus is unreliable?

Doesn’t sound like an extraordinary busstop to me.

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Hogwarts students board at stop 50 3/4.

Jøshua
Jøshua
7 years ago

We just kind of go to the highway , hit a traffic jam, then return.

HankW
HankW
7 years ago

We’re so proud… she’s just like a 50 (sniffling and wiping a tear).

passer-by
passer-by
7 years ago

hahaha, it’s just a temporary bus stop lol

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