Simulated fun!

Simulated fun!

posted on 3 Jul 2013 in Toys

Recommended for several ages.

Photo courtesy of “Mikeyboy”.
Toy from China. 

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algernon
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algernon

Simulation no batteries necessary

DrLex
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DrLex

Soylent green is public.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Ah, it would be great to have both…!

DrLex
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DrLex

This is the most tenacious toy you’ve ever seen. It will still haunt your dreams after burning and burying it in the deepest mine shaft.

JohnZ
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JohnZ

It’s almost like being in matrix, but you need no batteries.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Nevermind simulating a group style. Now who will first enter?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’m both tenacious myself.

DrLex
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DrLex

Only contains up to multiple small parts that could cause choking when consumed by the public.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, I hate tenacity!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“First Enter! New!”
“I bet you say that to all the guys.”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The mistakes in English here are also appreciable.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Those multi- players! You never know what they’re up to.

MICKEYGREENEYES
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MICKEYGREENEYES

Needs no batteries! It just lies there and doesn’t do a damn thing!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Mommy! Can we play white people?

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Find the Pick of Destiny to become golden haired rock god.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go
To right the unrightable wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

To hear the lamentations of the women.

Marum
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Marum

♫What’s this funny little thing called? Love♫

Who says, punctuation doesn’t mater?

Marum
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Marum

Tenacious, is what you get when you play poker with dishonest people.

Marum
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Marum

I would imagine, simulating a true style, is probably better than having no style at all.

Marum
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Marum

♫Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord♫

Needs no batteries.

Marum
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Marum

EDIT: Matter, stuff it, Matter.

Sparky
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Sparky

Why does the kid on the slide have a jock strap on? Just wonderin.

Peter
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Peter

Aww come on, give me some TRUE handsome appearance !

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The consuming public = Bunch of drunks, perverts and cereal killers

Peter
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Peter

Made from highest quality recycled electronic waste!
Painted with vibrant colored lead paint!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Is this toy, by any chance, simulating batteries?!

Marum
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Marum

I am a cereal killer.

WATCH OUT!! All you cornflakes.

Marum
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Marum

CAUTION

May contain traces of U237.

Marum
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Marum

Do you know how we made all these day-glo colours.

See previous posting for recipe.

Marum
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Marum

Give evolution a helping hand. Put atomic waste in all playground equipment.

Marum
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Marum

“To have both the quality of tenacity” ??? Am I missing one quality here?

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

Contains up to several pieces.

Marum
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Marum

@Sparky. He is very well endowed, It is to stop him screaming O’magoolies – O’magoolies – O’magoolies – O’magoolies !! As he goes down the slide.

Classic Steve
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“More information on this product can be found somewhere.”

pasdrole
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pasdrole

Warning: Product may not be suitable for children under the age of consent.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

It may need no batteries, but it deserves several assaults.

Marum
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Marum

Mommy. I’ve had three thousand tries at tenacity. I don’t seem to have achieved tenacity, but I now understand obsessive.

Marum
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Marum

I wish I knew what tenacity means, but I don’t have the tenacity to find a dictionary.

NoizeBomb
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All is supposed to be simulated and superior fun in the Freakazoid Simulated Playground.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@ Sparky: That must be providing the tenacity. Either that, or he’s some kind of superhero.

EffEff
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EffEff

Plays music by Tenacious D.

Hello! 2
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Hello! 2

Because real fun is so 1960s.

Hello! 2
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Hello! 2

Wait, how much is the number NO?

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