Simulated fun!

Simulated fun!

posted on 3 Jul 2013 in Toys

Recommended for several ages.

Photo courtesy of “Mikeyboy”.
Toy from China. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Simulation no batteries necessary

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Soylent green is public.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Ah, it would be great to have both…!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

This is the most tenacious toy you’ve ever seen. It will still haunt your dreams after burning and burying it in the deepest mine shaft.

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

It’s almost like being in matrix, but you need no batteries.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Nevermind simulating a group style. Now who will first enter?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’m both tenacious myself.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Only contains up to multiple small parts that could cause choking when consumed by the public.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy, I hate tenacity!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“First Enter! New!”
“I bet you say that to all the guys.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The mistakes in English here are also appreciable.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Those multi- players! You never know what they’re up to.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Needs no batteries! It just lies there and doesn’t do a damn thing!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Mommy! Can we play white people?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Find the Pick of Destiny to become golden haired rock god.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go
To right the unrightable wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

To hear the lamentations of the women.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

♫What’s this funny little thing called? Love♫

Who says, punctuation doesn’t mater?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Tenacious, is what you get when you play poker with dishonest people.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I would imagine, simulating a true style, is probably better than having no style at all.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

♫Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord♫

Needs no batteries.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

EDIT: Matter, stuff it, Matter.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Why does the kid on the slide have a jock strap on? Just wonderin.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Aww come on, give me some TRUE handsome appearance !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

The consuming public = Bunch of drunks, perverts and cereal killers

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Made from highest quality recycled electronic waste!
Painted with vibrant colored lead paint!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Is this toy, by any chance, simulating batteries?!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I am a cereal killer.

WATCH OUT!! All you cornflakes.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

CAUTION

May contain traces of U237.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Do you know how we made all these day-glo colours.

See previous posting for recipe.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Give evolution a helping hand. Put atomic waste in all playground equipment.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“To have both the quality of tenacity” ??? Am I missing one quality here?

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
7 years ago

Contains up to several pieces.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Sparky. He is very well endowed, It is to stop him screaming O’magoolies – O’magoolies – O’magoolies – O’magoolies !! As he goes down the slide.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

“More information on this product can be found somewhere.”

pasdrole
pasdrole
7 years ago

Warning: Product may not be suitable for children under the age of consent.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

It may need no batteries, but it deserves several assaults.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Mommy. I’ve had three thousand tries at tenacity. I don’t seem to have achieved tenacity, but I now understand obsessive.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I wish I knew what tenacity means, but I don’t have the tenacity to find a dictionary.

NoizeBomb
7 years ago

All is supposed to be simulated and superior fun in the Freakazoid Simulated Playground.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@ Sparky: That must be providing the tenacity. Either that, or he’s some kind of superhero.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Plays music by Tenacious D.

Hello! 2
Hello! 2
6 years ago

Because real fun is so 1960s.

Hello! 2
Hello! 2
6 years ago

Wait, how much is the number NO?

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