Simulated fun!

Simulation no batteries necessary

Soylent green is public.

Ah, it would be great to have both…!

This is the most tenacious toy you’ve ever seen. It will still haunt your dreams after burning and burying it in the deepest mine shaft.

It’s almost like being in matrix, but you need no batteries.

Nevermind simulating a group style. Now who will first enter?

I’m both tenacious myself.

Only contains up to multiple small parts that could cause choking when consumed by the public.

– Mommy, I hate tenacity!

“First Enter! New!”
“I bet you say that to all the guys.”

The mistakes in English here are also appreciable.

Those multi- players! You never know what they’re up to.

Needs no batteries! It just lies there and doesn’t do a damn thing!

Mommy! Can we play white people?

Find the Pick of Destiny to become golden haired rock god.

To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go
To right the unrightable wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star

To hear the lamentations of the women.

♫What’s this funny little thing called? Love♫

Who says, punctuation doesn’t mater?

Tenacious, is what you get when you play poker with dishonest people.

I would imagine, simulating a true style, is probably better than having no style at all.

♫Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord♫

Needs no batteries.

EDIT: Matter, stuff it, Matter.

Why does the kid on the slide have a jock strap on? Just wonderin.

Aww come on, give me some TRUE handsome appearance !

The consuming public = Bunch of drunks, perverts and cereal killers

Made from highest quality recycled electronic waste!
Painted with vibrant colored lead paint!

Is this toy, by any chance, simulating batteries?!

I am a cereal killer.

WATCH OUT!! All you cornflakes.

CAUTION

May contain traces of U237.

Do you know how we made all these day-glo colours.

See previous posting for recipe.

Give evolution a helping hand. Put atomic waste in all playground equipment.

“To have both the quality of tenacity” ??? Am I missing one quality here?

Contains up to several pieces.

@Sparky. He is very well endowed, It is to stop him screaming O’magoolies – O’magoolies – O’magoolies – O’magoolies !! As he goes down the slide.

“More information on this product can be found somewhere.”

Warning: Product may not be suitable for children under the age of consent.

It may need no batteries, but it deserves several assaults.

Mommy. I’ve had three thousand tries at tenacity. I don’t seem to have achieved tenacity, but I now understand obsessive.

I wish I knew what tenacity means, but I don’t have the tenacity to find a dictionary.

All is supposed to be simulated and superior fun in the Freakazoid Simulated Playground.

@ Sparky: That must be providing the tenacity. Either that, or he’s some kind of superhero.

Plays music by Tenacious D.

Because real fun is so 1960s.

Wait, how much is the number NO?