Theft damage occvrs

Theft damage occvrs

posted on 31 Jul 2013 in Signs

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Photo courtesy of Tom Underhill.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Order not word important.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

They forgot to add instr
and a diagram with.
vctions how to read,

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Bvlgari by Approved

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Even if the arrest of the Police bility at all. Please leave asap!

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Don’t charge responisi occvers theft warning

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

My theft was damaged hence I was unable to steal a phone. I will file a complaint with Bility.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Please do not leave here. Stay and help us fix this train wreck of a translation.

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

I’d bet it’s a viral campaign to make people aware of dyslexia.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

INSTRVCTIONS:

1. fully jump to the line below.
2. It is recommended to always mark every line with number,
3. In order to read the sign correctly, care
4. as in this text.

CAVTION must be randomly made at anywhere

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

I am so happy that my English improved. I understood the main point of this message. It says, even I steal the phone, they will not charge me.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Perhaps it would make more sense if read vertically

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Thanks for the warning. My with is now full charged and the responsi will not need to assume.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

“Relax, ” said the bility,
“This sign is programmed to deceive.
You can charge up any time you like,
But you can never leave! “

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

To assume = To make an ass of u and me

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

It rubs the lotion on
the hose again. It does
this whenever its skin or else
it is told.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

It doesn’t assume the existence of grammar and spelling rvles.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

We steal from you: no charge.
Responsibility? No problem.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Wait a minute! I recognise this text! You can hear it in this classic song at around 4:10.

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

Please don’t leave here, oculus rift vr heads!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

The only responsi I have is thank you for the warning on the sign. Now I know the translator had no bility for what occvred on this sign.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

*victim tax not included

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
7 years ago

Leave here occvrs

BFS
BFS
7 years ago

One of Yoda’s early attempts to communicate.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

To charge the damage the phone, it must be charged with theft, free of charge!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

No charge for the damage of theft!
wever, things will still
main stolen, like half this mes.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

@DnT: Perhaps 4:20 would work better.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Do not end your warning a preposition with.

Donnie D.
Donnie D.
7 years ago

It makes 5% more sense if you read it like that: line 1,3,2,4. well maybe not 5%

Classic Steve
7 years ago

I think the damage was to the Wernicke’s area of your brain.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Occvrs! That explains it. It’s written in Latin, being a causative language, word order is not important.

Iacta alia est.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Therefore: responsii = multiple responses.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Classic Steve; Heh heh. Word Salad.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Corerection: Iacta alea est.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I give up.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@BtU. That is an example of stilted English, up with which I will not put. (Winston Churchill – replying to a directive that no sentence should end with a proposition)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Personally. I prefer to end my sentences with a proposition.

Paolo
Paolo
7 years ago

SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS

NoizeBomb
7 years ago

This sign is written
who can read at
by people
a 4th grade level.

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

I charged my phone with salt in battery.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Teacher: “What comes after a sentence?”
Student: “An appeal!”

Rodney Dangerfield.

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