We also wipe your hard drive

We also wipe your hard drive

posted on 16 Jul 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

We’re number 2!

Photo courtesy of Jean-Paul Raven.
Found in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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algernon
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algernon

Just gives you the sh*ts doesn’t it.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Winnie the Poo in modern times

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Hey! That’s the same company that provides my cell phone service!

algernon
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algernon

I said computer not coprolalia

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I wonder what’s the name of their compooter poogrammer

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Simply use some toilet paper to wipe your hard drive

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Downloads a specialty.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

We are not responsible for your data overflow

coffeebot
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I think they just gave my card slot an enema.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The computer I bought there keeps telling me it’s “flushing to disk”.

Tong
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Tong

What is the squatting guy in the background doing?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They’ll fit your computer with a motion detector.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@ Tong: He’s downloading. 😛

jjhitt
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jjhitt

My computer just brownscreens and generates a dump file.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

You will notice these are running Windows.

Peter
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Peter

Ugh, that annoying “core dump” . . . !

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

PC = Piece of Crap

DrLex
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DrLex

Look at that POS terminal they’re using, it is a real POS.

DrLex
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DrLex

We offer no warranty. If your computer breaks, we don’t give a …

Ben
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Ben

@jjhitt: Not just any Windows – Windows 8!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

For Pee Service, ask our Programmers Urine Shrimp

Chuck
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Chuck

I’m going to need a new Powder-On Password once you’re finished.

Sparky
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Sparky

Thailand’s answer to the Geek Squad. The Creep Squad!

NAOKI
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NAOKI

Where service is #2

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Hopefully they don’t act dump…. I mean dumb…

Marum
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Marum

There was a computer named FRED,
From whose memory all data soon fled
The acronym was not nice,
It was F—en Ridiculous Electronic Device,
And when deadlines loomed up FRED played dead.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

I wasn’t aware that “sudo urei-dou-iianiuaeiu” was a valid UNIX command.

Classic Steve
Guest

It’s either this or The Crapple Store….

GwydionM
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Mainborad neatly reconfigarubled

James
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James

@jjhitt: And not Ubunpoo?

pikapal
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My computer stinks!

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Could have used this when my old 286 was having problems soon after we got it.

Chuck
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Chuck

“At Poo Computer Sevices, we’re the BM in IBM !”

RT
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RT

and there’s your answer to “what would a parallel world’s equivalent to google smell be?”

Bob T
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Bob T

Protect your computer from brownout.

coffeebot
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*ahhhh* I just logged in

Timmy
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Timmy

Garbage in, Garbage out!

EffEff
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EffEff

Just like that old cartoon about computer terms applied to toilets … plunger is debugging tool, toilet seat lid is floppy disk, TP is application software.

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

You give ’em poo, they make a computer? Good deal, as long as they get rid of that smell.

HankW
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HankW

I thought bugs in my computer were bad, but I’ve never had to take my computer in for poo service!

Sky
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Sky

Their computer service is crappy.

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