We call ’em like we see ’em…

For those with little snouts

small sizes not available

Mmmm…bacon.

Their father fancies ‘Fatso’ underwear

Ninjas, Pacman and fat kids, oh my…

Fat chance of a swimwear department.

My little grill can’t wait for the new collection

Not Barbie-Cued, I suppose…

Because this little piggy went to market.

Are you a boar or a sow? This is the place for you!

Th-th-th-that’s all, folks!

Why is their logo a Ninja Turtle about to be eaten by Pac Man?

Is it just me or does this crib really look like a grill?

For export to the west.

Do you notice the logo? The female is yakking continually in his ear.

That is the penalty for bigamy – Industrial deafness.

Children! They’re delightful, provided they are properly boiled first.
(W. C. Fields)

How cute, the pants have little holes in the back for their curly tails!

if you want your little girl to look like a real Babe…….

Style, with the emphasis on sty.

Children of the Pork

Lady Gaga meat dresses – now in size 6X!

Gardevoir, stop whispering! (Notice that the face right of the ninja looks like a side view of Gardevoir’s head.)

This franchise should take off in the US

All the way home ! Just sayin.

For those who don’t want their children burdened by self esteem.

When Pudgy brand togs just won’t do.

And when I thought Porky was sealed away inside the Absolutely Safe Capsule…

tastes great with barbecue sauce!

This reminds me of when Sears had size “husky” for boys and size “chubby” for girls. This takes it to a whole new level.

Koreans tell it like it is, even if it hurts.

I prefer the term “husky”.