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posted on 23 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

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Fredly
Fredly
7 years ago

Chicken, Beef, silk noodles…Kooky! But Black Mushrooms Rape? No spank you!

Skeered
Skeered
7 years ago

It puts the lotion on the beef

james
james
7 years ago

Stay away from the black mushrooms.

SM0k3
SM0k3
7 years ago

where’s the “It puts the lotion on the skin.”

exsy
exsy
7 years ago

Hahahahaha… The temple explodes the chicken cube 🙂

donny
donny
7 years ago

Yes, I’ll have the temple chicken cube – with extra explosions, and the lady would like the black mushrooms – heavy on the rape. Oh, and some extra napkins, please.

HankW
HankW
7 years ago

Don’t blame the black mushrooms; they were forced into it.

JulieM
JulieM
7 years ago

And the beef jumps over the moon!

Rita
Rita
7 years ago

Welcome and run for your life, before your chicken explodes and your black mushroom rapes!

passer-by
passer-by
7 years ago

@d17nk:

It should be 宮「保」雞丁, not 「寶」(although it’s also acceptable); and it originated from 四川, not 廣州. For more detailed information, pls go visit Wiki.

Austin
Austin
7 years ago

Beware the black mushrooms!

TC
TC
6 years ago

People have been accusing black mushrooms of rape for centuries. It’s racism at its worst.

Ponyboy
Ponyboy
6 years ago

The temple explodes the chicken cube 宮保雞丁 = Kung Pao Chicken…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Pao_chicken

Enclave
Enclave
6 years ago

Black Mushroom Rape sounds like a good name for a song!

Casey Goranson
Casey Goranson
6 years ago

Coming soon to a dinner plate near you…

Soso
Soso
6 years ago

My favorite bedtime story

ERIC
ERIC
6 years ago

Hey at least they got “black” and “rape” right, together in the same sentence.

David O
David O
6 years ago

The black mushrooms constitute a manifest contradiction on this menu. If you order the black mushroom rape, you want it. And logically you can’t rape the willing. So the menu item should be changed to “black mushroom rough sex” for greater accuracy.

katsia
katsia
6 years ago

Show must go on, yeah?

Click me
5 years ago

When the chicken slice slips away, it is exploded by the temple and becomes chicken silk

Petey
Petey
5 years ago

Slip away the chicken slice and unleash the dogs of war.

cori
cori
2 months ago

My favorite proverbs…

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