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posted on 23 Jul 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Ian.
Menu found in China. 

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Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
9 years ago

The Farmer Takes The Wife.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Soil beans are used to make turfu.

algernon
algernon
9 years ago

Be careful of the raping mushrooms when they explode the chicken cube

algernon
algernon
9 years ago

I suppose the chicken does slip away when the chicken cube explodes the temple.

algernon
algernon
9 years ago

A beer or a coke is comforting afterwards

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

The black mushrooms were framed! It was the toads tools!

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Forget about high five. The new fashion is styn five!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

I don’t want the sugar vinegar in my ridge. It stings like f*ck!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Welcome… To food wars

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

All I Wanted Was A Drink

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Do not slip away the chicken slices into the temple, or they’ll explode too.

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Welcome. Bomb-and-fireproof suits will be provided by your waiter.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

The water always boils the beef… The temple always explodes the chicken cube… Styn Always Fived Pine Seeds withcorn… Why not vice-versa?

Ah… Nevermind.

coffeebot
9 years ago

Get your white pointy hat! Mushroom lynching tonight!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“The temple explodes the chicken cube” — Wasn’t that what the Hellraiser movies were about?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

The menu confuses the brain.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

This menu is designed for Indiana Jones. It’s so adventurous.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

@ jjhitt: I always thought Cenobites did that.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Now this sounds like my kind of religion!

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

If it’s a legitimate mushroom rape, the chicken body has ways to shut the whole thing down. By exploding.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Violence of the Lambs?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

@jhitt: Now that’s what I call a gang bang!

Timmy
Timmy
9 years ago

Keep that black mushroom in your pants!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
9 years ago

Thats kind of shiitake to always blame the black mushrooms.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
9 years ago

It was very difficult to cross a chicken and a silk worm, but the noodles are worth it.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
9 years ago

The water boils the beef or it gets the hose again.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Knock Knock — Hi, I’m Elder Soil Bean, could we talk to you for a few minutes about the Exploding Chicken and what his Cube means to you?

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Black Mushroom Rape.

They must be Toad’s tools.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

@Biff: By which you mean it gets shot out of the hose again?

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

The restaurant at the end of the Una voca.

Jay
Jay
9 years ago

And the inevitable: in Communist China water boils YOU!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
9 years ago

@Steve: Or put back in the hose. Either way, the hose is not a place anyone wants to be. Especially not water. Or beef.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
9 years ago

Exploding? Burning? Rape? Slipping away? This menu was written by ninjas, or Genghis Khan.

DanT
DanT
9 years ago

Uh…I’ll just have a Coca-Cola, please

Peter
Peter
9 years ago

Black mushrooms rape . . . or being raped?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

– Medium-raped mushrooms, and French fries the temple. With Mayo crime, please.

Sparky
Sparky
9 years ago

This what the menu looks like when you’re stone. EIEIOH!

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

The chicken slip away because…it’s chicken! *dodges tomato*

Jim
Jim
9 years ago

They do have beer, so there’s that.

Jøshua
Jøshua
9 years ago

The Beans Soil the Pants

NoizeBomb
9 years ago

No wonder why the chicken cube doesn’t exist. The Temple raged so hard that the chicken cube exploded.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

I’ve got a shitake on all of this.

RiceKitty
RiceKitty
9 years ago

When Iron Chef meets The Hunger Games…

Snickers
Snickers
9 years ago

Someone’s got beef for the beef

A. Tsang
A. Tsang
9 years ago

The temple explodes the chicken cube → Spicy diced chicken
The soil bean burns the beef → Braised beef and potatoes
The water boils the beef → Braised beef
Chicken silk noodles → Noodles with shredded chicken
Black mushroom rape → Bok choi with Shiitake mushrooms

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
9 years ago

A. Tsang doesn’t get it.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
9 years ago

OK that does it. From now on I’m calling potatoes “soil beans”!

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

@A. Tsang. Thank you. May I assume: Beer → Beer.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Or maybe ith cath pith!

d17nk
d17nk
9 years ago

“The temple explodes the chicken cube” is originated from Southern part of China, belongs to the Cantonese cooking style. The original name is “宮寶鷄丁“ but got lost in the Cantonese-to-Mandarin translation when it got carried over to the rest of China. The original name literally means Palace Treasure Chicken Cube. But the “treasure” part somehow became “explode” when it got translated into Mandarin. Hence we have the funny Engrish version, “The temple explodes the chicken cube” 🙂

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