Adult insertion only

Adult insertion only

posted on 24 Aug 2013 in Stationery

Also can be used as a pen…

Photo courtesy of Simon Burgess. 

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iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Do you really need a pen to tell you that that’s wrong?

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

This websites’ Smallest Engrish Award’ winner.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Hmmm… Write or wrong?

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

It says “Keep out of children”
But then goes on to say “Convenient o mark”
This pen can’t make up its mind.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: But if you accidentally find this pen already in the children, DON’T try to take it out!

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

Obviously, this is adult’s size. They sure have smallest pens more suit for children.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

So that’s how they inscribed that 13th century bowel

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Suppository speaking

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy, this pen feels funny!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Pen used by the Pediatrician Dr. Bendova before his arrest.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

No child should have a felt tip. Not unless they feel it themselves, anyway.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

You must be over 18 to ride this pen.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– B…But Officer, I swear I just tried to teach my kids how to write!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Don’t put pens in children. They’ll be marked for life.

Salome
Salome
7 years ago

This is clearly the suppository of all wisdom.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I remember seeing this same instruction on the label that came with a Korean kitchen knife.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING: Don’t try this at school

Salome
Salome
7 years ago

Subliminal training: professional standards messages on everyday stationery items.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’m Mark and I approved this message.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Ink pollution: the silent killer.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Does it vibrate?

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Ingredients . . . seriously??
I thought it was just a pen.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Aww! I found children a convenient place to keep my pens.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

“May not be washed if stained clothes incautiously.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Keep your children close and your pens closer

RT
RT
7 years ago

i’m al gore and I approve this pen. what a wonderful way to prevent pollution while you surf on the internet I created! booyah! [/al gore]

(now read that again in al gore’s voice)

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

I’ll teach that little ass how to write!

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