Adult insertion only

Do you really need a pen to tell you that that’s wrong?

This websites’ Smallest Engrish Award’ winner.

Hmmm… Write or wrong?

It says “Keep out of children”
But then goes on to say “Convenient o mark”
This pen can’t make up its mind.

NOTE: But if you accidentally find this pen already in the children, DON’T try to take it out!

Obviously, this is adult’s size. They sure have smallest pens more suit for children.

So that’s how they inscribed that 13th century bowel

Suppository speaking

– Mommy, this pen feels funny!

Pen used by the Pediatrician Dr. Bendova before his arrest.

No child should have a felt tip. Not unless they feel it themselves, anyway.

You must be over 18 to ride this pen.

– B…But Officer, I swear I just tried to teach my kids how to write!

Don’t put pens in children. They’ll be marked for life.

This is clearly the suppository of all wisdom.

I remember seeing this same instruction on the label that came with a Korean kitchen knife.

WARNING: Don’t try this at school

Subliminal training: professional standards messages on everyday stationery items.

I’m Mark and I approved this message.

Ink pollution: the silent killer.

Does it vibrate?

Ingredients . . . seriously??
I thought it was just a pen.

Aww! I found children a convenient place to keep my pens.

“May not be washed if stained clothes incautiously.”

Keep your children close and your pens closer

i’m al gore and I approve this pen. what a wonderful way to prevent pollution while you surf on the internet I created! booyah! [/al gore]

(now read that again in al gore’s voice)

I’ll teach that little ass how to write!