And the seafood just stays out of their way

And the seafood just stays out of their way

posted on 22 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Michael.
Menu found in Shanghai. 

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GwydionM
7 years ago

Cold cows rule the west OK!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Waiter: “What kind of rice do you want with your curry chicken?”
Me: “I’ll leave that up to the chicken.”

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

… Without warning Asmodean went on the offensive, his blade a blur as he executed the courtier taps his fan, nearly slicing Rand shoulder. Rand desperately countered with the pig picks the older brother a cloth, forcing the Forsaken back a step, then two…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

For all picky types: Onion pigs ahead!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Curry up, Chicken!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Curry rock sounds bad enough. I won’t even ask where they get the hind rice from.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The Big Ben in London ticks.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

I didn’t know Adam Curry had opened a restaurant. (Any No Agenda listeners on the board? If so, ITM to you!)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The pigs and chickens seem too smart to use as food. I fear the food may contain cat.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Welcome to Pig Pick, Arkansas. The T-Bone of the United States.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

The pickier the type, the currier the rice

Lobo
7 years ago

All hail the pig of pigs!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Do they take special orders? I’m really in the mood for a big f’n chicken.

Kevin
Kevin
7 years ago

Can my brother have extra cloth with his order?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

The cold cow in west is in “special grade”. Uh-huh. She goes to school on the short bus.

Someone
Someone
7 years ago

Waiter! My elder brother spilled some soup, can you pick him a cloth?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I don’t know what it is, but it’s big, it’s in London and it’s pickin’.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

This little piggy picks black picks, this little piggy picks onions, this little piggy picked Milan, this little piggy picked the elder brother a cloth, and this little piggy went wee-wee-wee all the way to Shanghai!

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

When it comes to Chinese food, these folks are more picky eaters than the Seven Dwarves.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The Wicked Cow of the West picks you and your little dog.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The Chinese are pretty open with their opinion of the USA.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I wonder who all the pricks who designed this menu were?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Another Big Foot in London?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

The pig picks the elder Brother a cloth.
Life in the Monastery!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Hey.. where’s Johnnytbone ?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Three text curry, please.
– No privates, Sir?

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

Now I have The Farmer In the Dell going through my head.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The cold cow of the west, seeks not the black pig of the picks.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Cows with guns.
Pigs with picks.
The vanilla mutton chops.

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Pick me!

Timo
Timo
7 years ago

I bought Italian Vanilla Mutton Chop’s Album on iTunes. Not bad…

Salome
Salome
7 years ago

This little piggy picks its privates.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Who’s big in London and picks? John Dowling, Ed Hicks, Dick Smith….. You choose!

necrosis
7 years ago

How does the curry chicken choose the rice when it’s already dead is what I want to know…

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Son Rice: “Dad, the curry chicken didn’t even pick me for the menu!”
Dad Rice: “Well he just sounds rude and unreasonable”

kemi242
kemi242
6 years ago

The Big f**in’ London picks

Jason Plotnik
Jason Plotnik
6 years ago

The pick the pig and the picks.

Jack Henderson
Jack Henderson
6 years ago

Do you know, the onions pig, the onions pig, the onions pig…

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

The pig of picks, likes big f–f-in curried chicks,
He cold the cow, the cloth say WOW!
While elder brother say STOPS!!!

niiatsrce
niiatsrce
5 years ago

the curry rat picks the cheese

Myself
3 years ago

There are a lot of racial and ethnic stereotypes in the “Pick type” column. Black pigs, cold cows of west, Milan pigs, T-bones of the United States, Italian muttonchops, big Hs in London…they must not have the ACLU in China!

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