Got any bagueffes?

Got any bagueffes?

posted on 3 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Oh, you’re looking for a refundy?

Photo courtesy of Nat Loh.
Found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

With that nice affy flavor

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Tickety boo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

CAUTION: Do not smoke in the tea

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The tickety center is where you pay fareys.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Close, but no cigareffe.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Sponsored by Hello Kiffy

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It snot tickety enough

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Cigareffe: A euphemism for what Monica Lewinsky did while Clinton watched.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

How tickety is it? Is it like a chocolatey cookie?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

If you want Gravol, please go to the Traval Agent.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

A fortune cookie with a tickety center?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Hot diggity, dog ziggity boom, what’cha do to me—just wanted a tickety.

Apologies to Perry Como.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

I need a tickety to Tuscany, lickety-split.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

They misspelled travail.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

For a tickety to the Bay of Fundy, please proceed to the next wickety.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

“Tickety” is what Dwagmire says.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

My second trip to Nova Scotia was a re-Fundy.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Who do I see about a cap of caffee ?

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

YIKES . . . when navel oranges become naval oranges !

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Traval on the Frigate Ardent.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Leave it to the Chinese to make tea from smoking giraffes.

Some sort of virility thing I’m guessing.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Cigareffes are cigarettes that have become too effen expensive due to government taxes.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

There once was a man who played crickety,
Who batted on a wickety so dickety,
The bounce was not true,
And he knew not what to do,
So he got out through a fine edged snickety

Sarah
Sarah
7 years ago

Wil’s agent works here? That’s tickety boo!

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Looks kind of iffy to me.

Salome
Salome
7 years ago

Well, I suppose if a perfectly good word like ‘crisp’ can become ‘crispy’, then the next thing is to add ‘y’ to everything. Or is that everythingy? Soon the entire language will be packed out with Australian diminutives.

Salome
Salome
7 years ago

Travail agent, perhaps? Fancy term for midwife.

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

I want my tickety, lickety splickety!

kioku
kioku
7 years ago

I like the sound of tickety center, that’s kind of cute ^_^

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