Half rotten, too

Half rotten, too

posted on 14 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Maya Yampolsky.
Found in Toronto Chinatown. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Just an old boiler

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Schrodinger’s Poultry.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Warning: chicken may suffer from midlife crisis.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Half old, half chicken.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Said the chicken:
I’m not middle aged I’m half old!
But I guess I’m no spring chicken either.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Looks half baked to me.

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

He kept telling us he wasn’t that old, but his idol was Foghorn Leghorn.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

50% chicken, 50% undetermined.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Who wants a cock that’s so old it can only get a semi? 😛

coffeebot
7 years ago

for making half-assed chicken chow mein

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Heavyly discounted chicken from a sidewalk sale outside a whorehouse in Toronto

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Can I get the young half?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: Buy half-old chicken, get two-old chicken for free!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I’ve got half a mind to buy one.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Somebody found away to hatch those 1000-year-old eggs.

Dervrak
Dervrak
7 years ago

Wow! they’re getting serious about those “truth in labeling” laws….

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

The half old chicken wasn’t fast any more, it was just half fast.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

So is this chicken underage or not? (5.99 will get you twenty.)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Best before: Half young

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

@Dervrak:
But what they’re missing out on is one of these words:
Day, week, month.
It makes a lot of difference….they’re not as honest as you might think!
Those sneaky, cheeky chicken vendors….

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

So the chicken is rude, but not unreasonable.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– How old is the chicken?
– Younger than half old!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Sounds like half a load of hot cock to me.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Is your chicken half empty or half full?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Q. Why did the part chicken cross the road.

A. Because it wanted to get to its halfie on the other side.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The chicken is “half old?

Yes. It expired at 0800 this morning.

Timmy
Timmy
7 years ago

“I knew Colonel Sanders when he was just a private”!

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

The other half is young

Þ
Þ
6 years ago

At least it’s not half young….

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