I have no qual problem of us

I looked in the Book of Swill. It does indeed say ‘Cook iron if necessary’.

The Book of Swill contains a great deal of wisdom. You have been reading an excerpt from chapter 12, verse 7. And remember, cook your iron if necessary.

Do not breach any command from the Book of Swill or you will be punished by Swill.

I didn’t know Mussolini was for sale.

The fashion surfa won’t find any waves to ride inland.

No candy.

If iron is cooked for swill, does that make it pig iron?

Oh I wonder wonder who, be-doooo who
Who wrote the book of swill.

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♫ As I walk through this world
Nothing can stop the Duce of Swill ♫

After I’ve had ten dates with the associate, ya think I might get lucky?

Oh swill how would you like your iron cooked

Dot not wring. She doesn’t like bow ties either.

“Problem of us to use course”? I think they heard about filth putting.

“Thank you for buy my company’s duce.” Thank you, thank you. After all that fiber, we dropped one just for you!

Do not bleach and absolutely no Pink Floyd “Dark Side Of The Moon.”

Duce, where’s my surfaboard?

Let’s get in my little duce coupe and go surfa now.

The Book of Swill by the Three Little Pigs.

Don’t swill and cook irons.

The Book of Swill
Instruction:

Drink lots and write illegible clothing tags.

Hey DUCE, plea note that I’ve always thought that “SINGLISH” was a qual brand their ACCENT well deserves, until now . . .

Where there’s a swill there’s a sway.

At least a slur and a stagger.

If it takes you ten dates to get your card punched you may well have a quality problem.

The Book of Swill: that’s the one that spells out the exact logic behind the prohibition on eating pork.

Shoot, I could’ve sworn I ordered the Book of Swag, not this Book of Swill! Forget it, I’ll just put this duce right in my square-type bucket!

What? Surely, this company doesn’t believe that Benito Mussolini has been reincarnated as one of their products!

I AM THE DUCE OF AWILL!

You may kiss the hem of my purple Toga.

SWLLL. (coises)

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I wonder, wonder, who… who wrote The Book of Swill

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And I thought ”The Book of the Dead” was the scariest

Oh I wonder wonder whoop dee doo doo doop,
who wrote the book of swill…

I am the duce of Earl, and I wrote the book of swill.

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Swill was the 13th Apostle. They wouldn’t let him into the house for the Last Supper, but they let him write a Gospel anyway.

I cooked my iron. I felt it necessary.

I’m waiting for the Book of Swill to be made into a movie.

He wrote the qual tag after friendly putting hand in pot of transparent water to retrieve cooking iron still plugged in. Forgot to read inland surfa warning in Book of Swill!! –it say..-du ce ver plug from wall of to use course!!