I have no qual problem of us

I have no qual problem of us

posted on 20 Aug 2013 in Clothing

I’ll see you in about ten date.

Photo courtesy of Brittany Ridge.
Tag found on pair of pants in Singapore. 

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mr waldo
mr waldo
7 years ago

I looked in the Book of Swill. It does indeed say ‘Cook iron if necessary’.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

The Book of Swill contains a great deal of wisdom. You have been reading an excerpt from chapter 12, verse 7. And remember, cook your iron if necessary.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Do not breach any command from the Book of Swill or you will be punished by Swill.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I didn’t know Mussolini was for sale.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The fashion surfa won’t find any waves to ride inland.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

No candy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If iron is cooked for swill, does that make it pig iron?

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

Oh I wonder wonder who, be-doooo who
Who wrote the book of swill.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

HELD PRSNR MOST ESAPE SEND POLLYS THANK YOU

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

♫ As I walk through this world
Nothing can stop the Duce of Swill ♫

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

After I’ve had ten dates with the associate, ya think I might get lucky?

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Oh swill how would you like your iron cooked

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Dot not wring. She doesn’t like bow ties either.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

“Problem of us to use course”? I think they heard about filth putting.

John Doe
John Doe
7 years ago

“Thank you for buy my company’s duce.” Thank you, thank you. After all that fiber, we dropped one just for you!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Do not bleach and absolutely no Pink Floyd “Dark Side Of The Moon.”

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Duce, where’s my surfaboard?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Let’s get in my little duce coupe and go surfa now.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

The Book of Swill by the Three Little Pigs.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Don’t swill and cook irons.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

The Book of Swill
Instruction:

Drink lots and write illegible clothing tags.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Hey DUCE, plea note that I’ve always thought that “SINGLISH” was a qual brand their ACCENT well deserves, until now . . .

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Where there’s a swill there’s a sway.

At least a slur and a stagger.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

If it takes you ten dates to get your card punched you may well have a quality problem.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

The Book of Swill: that’s the one that spells out the exact logic behind the prohibition on eating pork.

pasdrole
pasdrole
7 years ago

Shoot, I could’ve sworn I ordered the Book of Swag, not this Book of Swill! Forget it, I’ll just put this duce right in my square-type bucket!

Dude
Dude
7 years ago

What? Surely, this company doesn’t believe that Benito Mussolini has been reincarnated as one of their products!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I AM THE DUCE OF AWILL!

You may kiss the hem of my purple Toga.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

SWLLL. (coises)

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

The Book of Swill – The new bestseller by Porkie Swine. Buy now at Amazon!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Word spaces cost A$100.00 each in Singapore.

Jane Dough
Jane Dough
7 years ago

I wonder, wonder, who… who wrote The Book of Swill

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

ITADOPT: Helping busy IT workers find their little bundle of joy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

And I thought ”The Book of the Dead” was the scariest

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

Oh I wonder wonder whoop dee doo doo doop,
who wrote the book of swill…

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

I am the duce of Earl, and I wrote the book of swill.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

DE A
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MPANIES

ITADOPT CIATE INTENDATE
COGITO ERGO SUM

ɹǝɯnʇsoɔ

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

Swill was the 13th Apostle. They wouldn’t let him into the house for the Last Supper, but they let him write a Gospel anyway.

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

I cooked my iron. I felt it necessary.

Susan
Susan
6 years ago

I’m waiting for the Book of Swill to be made into a movie.

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

He wrote the qual tag after friendly putting hand in pot of transparent water to retrieve cooking iron still plugged in. Forgot to read inland surfa warning in Book of Swill!! –it say..-du ce ver plug from wall of to use course!!

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