I smell a law suit

I smell a law suit

posted on 29 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

With advanced bedside manners…

Photo courtesy of Nicholas Sheram.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Ben
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Ben

Provided by Obamacare, since they couldn’t come right out and say F— you.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Imported from Bangcock

PeeBee
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PeeBee

It hurts less if you yank it quickly.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Do Yu?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Those Yugoslavian bang rappers…

DrLex
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DrLex

You will need those flexible bandages afterwards.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The Doctor is In.

MICKEYGREENEYES
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MICKEYGREENEYES

With Nurse Suk Yu Tu assisting.

timmy
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timmy

Eveybody bang chung tonite.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

….. by Johnson and…. Vajayjay.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Flexible and extra sticky.

DrLex
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DrLex

Comes with a free jar of Vaseline.

Sparky
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Sparky

Doctor Bang Yu has brother Fix Yu to take of any “little surprise” that happens to Yu.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

I hear he’s partnering with Dr. Feelgood.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Dear, the doctor is here to treat your womb… I mean wound.

algernon
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algernon

Something about sausage hiding

Marum
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Marum

I prefer to use a Bang Aid thank you.

davonblr
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davonblr

Is this for before or after?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@davonblr: During! 😛

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They come in various sizes and colours. 😉

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Stick to it!

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Cheap Chinese knock-off of Doctor Who.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

(Dalek voice:) Fornicate! Fornicaaaate!!

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

Physician, fuk thyself

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

I heard the nurse used to be in the Chinese National Acrobatic Company.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Found in the weiner wrap section of the store.

GwydionM
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Yu who?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Doctor You or Doctor Yu?
– Doctor Who!

kioku
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kioku

the bandages beat up the users so they keep needed to buy more. It’s a marketing scheme.

RT
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RT

-doc, this isn’t a hospital gown you gave me to dress into. it’s a maid uniform for cosplay.
-don’t mind the details, it’s all part of our new hospital procedure

Lora
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Lora

To wear after ordering Kung Fu steak?

Fredly Friendson
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Fredly Friendson

Fook mi? Fook yu!

Jøshua
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Jøshua

I’m going to prescribe you regular hot beef injections.

iLock
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iLock

That’s some Fab-lick they’re made out of.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Must be the ones hentai girls use!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Made in Phucket

Casey
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Casey

Bang Yu recommended by Dr. Fuk Mi

The Dude
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The Dude

In China, Doctor Bang Yu

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