I smell a law suit

I smell a law suit

posted on 29 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Toiletries

With advanced bedside manners…

Photo courtesy of Nicholas Sheram.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Provided by Obamacare, since they couldn’t come right out and say F— you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Imported from Bangcock

PeeBee
PeeBee
7 years ago

It hurts less if you yank it quickly.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Do Yu?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Those Yugoslavian bang rappers…

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

You will need those flexible bandages afterwards.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The Doctor is In.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

With Nurse Suk Yu Tu assisting.

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

Eveybody bang chung tonite.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

….. by Johnson and…. Vajayjay.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Flexible and extra sticky.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Comes with a free jar of Vaseline.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Doctor Bang Yu has brother Fix Yu to take of any “little surprise” that happens to Yu.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

I hear he’s partnering with Dr. Feelgood.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Dear, the doctor is here to treat your womb… I mean wound.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Something about sausage hiding

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I prefer to use a Bang Aid thank you.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Is this for before or after?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@davonblr: During! 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

They come in various sizes and colours. 😉

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Stick to it!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Cheap Chinese knock-off of Doctor Who.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

(Dalek voice:) Fornicate! Fornicaaaate!!

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
7 years ago

Physician, fuk thyself

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
7 years ago

I heard the nurse used to be in the Chinese National Acrobatic Company.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Found in the weiner wrap section of the store.

GwydionM
7 years ago

Yu who?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Doctor You or Doctor Yu?
– Doctor Who!

kioku
kioku
7 years ago

the bandages beat up the users so they keep needed to buy more. It’s a marketing scheme.

RT
RT
7 years ago

-doc, this isn’t a hospital gown you gave me to dress into. it’s a maid uniform for cosplay.
-don’t mind the details, it’s all part of our new hospital procedure

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

To wear after ordering Kung Fu steak?

Fredly Friendson
Fredly Friendson
7 years ago

Fook mi? Fook yu!

Jøshua
Jøshua
7 years ago

I’m going to prescribe you regular hot beef injections.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

That’s some Fab-lick they’re made out of.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Must be the ones hentai girls use!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Made in Phucket

Casey
Casey
7 years ago

Bang Yu recommended by Dr. Fuk Mi

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

In China, Doctor Bang Yu

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