I’ll take the medium quality beauty

I’ll take the medium quality beauty

posted on 17 Aug 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Rachel Garton.
Found in Osaka, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Looks to be missing an r

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Lets hope its only the face they’re examining

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

The beauty lies in Vigan, Japan

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

My face is up here.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– And how many faces, Madam?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I might be old-fashioned, but I prefer to examine OTHER parts of girl’s bodies

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

A heart of gold and an ass of brass: the perfect ratio.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’m a vagatarian on a vigan diet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The golden ratio: how much beauty they provide is proportional to the amount of gold you pay.

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

Forget that, let’s play grayscale Twister!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

With little effort everyone can achieve beauty.
That is, if you don’t mind thinking of a Caterpillar D-9 as a little effort.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy, why are you smiling from your armpit?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Something about this sign gives me the idea that this Vigan Laboratory is a Mickey Mouse outfit.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Facial beauty? They can’t even get the wrinkles out of this sign!

Jellychop
Jellychop
7 years ago

With a little effort, everyone can achieve “beauty”.
Notice how “beauty” is in quotes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Add us on Facesbook

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Jellychop: So is “Vigan laboratory”, which worries me even more! 😯

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

What is the butter face ratio?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Beauty is in the eye and lip remover!

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Shouldn’t this be Virgin Laboratory? Or maybe Vagina?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Dr. Frankenstein’s step brother is Dr. Vigan.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Much like the fabled red man with the buffalo, we use every part of a girl’s face to help make you beautiful.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

@DnT: To be precise, they provide (1+5^0.5)/2 times the amount of beauty as the amount of gold you provide. [For you math geeks who recognize the golden ratio.]

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Ben:I appreciate the clarification as I’m not a math geek. 😉

GwydionM
7 years ago

Like a Vigan
Touched for the very first Laboratory

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Vigans will be happy to know that none of our products are tested on animals. We test them on vigans, instead.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I must get new glasses. I thought it said v—–…..Oh. Never mind.

Jøshua
Jøshua
7 years ago

Ever get the idea that Japan is run by cats? “We carefully exam every part of girls faces”.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Dear honourable Vigan Laboratories,
I wish to express my displeasure at my esteemedt facelift.

I feel you may have pulled everything up a tad too tight. I now have a dimple on my chin, which turned out to what was once my belly-button. You should see the crazy necktie I now have. The only advantage I can see in this new arrangement, is that I can indulge in both cunningulus and sexual intercourse simultaneously. Your process may be beneficial for females, but useless for men. You will be hearing from my lawyer.

I remain. your unhappy customering.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
7 years ago

Golden ratio? The face 1.618 times as high as it is wide? Beautiful?!?!

Timmy
Timmy
7 years ago

Beauty” is only skin deep, just ask a plastic surgeon.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Vigan laboratory by Wiccans who cant spell s-p-e-l-l.

McBee
McBee
7 years ago

Sweet jesus, for a second there, I thought it said “We carefully explore every part of a girl’s feces…”

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