In brown ink

In brown ink

posted on 16 Aug 2013 in Containers, Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Hurts worse than you can imagine

Photo courtesy of Sanaz Arjomand.
 From a museum in Iran.

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Enema all over it

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Is that yours, Mummy?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

That inscription should end with a colon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This bowel is a relic of the Bung Dynasty.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It’s an antique Supper Bowel trophy!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Maid in Iran, R.I.P

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Just don’t move it.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

I’d like to buy a bowel, Pat.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

You got a tattoo? Where?
You don’t wanna know.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

This is what happens when you swallow a ballpoint pen.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

So that’s what intestinal flora look like!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Inscribed bowel is one of the torture methods the ancient Persians used on their mortal enemas.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

I assume they used Braille.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Please clean the proctoscope between viewings.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Now there’s a real tramp stamp.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

What? Ferrets can’t read.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Just a little proctologist joke.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Jeez, Doc! What’s taking so long to remove that polyp?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Give that screw something to chuckle about the next time he does a cavity search.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

This is a matter not to be sniffed at.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Mr Wrong.

Q. What is a pokemon.

A. A West Indian Proctologist.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“How do they do that/”

‘They us a Rectum Stretcher. They keep on stretching until it is six feet wide.’

“That is silly. What would you do with a six foot a—hole?”

‘Get it to join the Police Force.’

RT
RT
7 years ago

we believe these were used by the mayans to curse at their gods while taking a s***

-museum tour guide

Tia
Tia
7 years ago

What a crappy exhibit

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

Xyzt
Xyzt
7 years ago

The tatoo for who has everything.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Not exactly funny, but Farsi-cal !

Jøshua
Jøshua
7 years ago

No flash photography, but light a match.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

And obviously the bowel is empty

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