In case of bank fire…

In case of bank fire…

posted on 5 Aug 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Mark Johnston.
Found at TGIF restaurant in Shanghai, China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It’s not appropriate..

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

No stealing either

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

In case of fire.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Butt carefully extinguish

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

But you make it way too easy.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

It’s a nice little fire apparatus you have here. It would be a real shame if any thing would happen to it, ya know?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

In my country we use hand grenades.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It leaves the extinguisher on the floor or else it gets the hose again.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

In case of theft, break fingers.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING: In case of fire, God forbid the caption

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Hmmm. Looks like one third of the fire apparatus has already been embezzled.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

I fear Madoff would gleefully ignore this sign.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

If you get caught, it will extinguish your whole career.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I’ll try to distinguish it

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Warning:
When you are leaving, our inspectors will check by saying, “Liar, liar, pants on fire!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Anyone caught embezzling fire apparatus will be immediately put out.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

For when your money is burning a hole in your pocket.

pasdrole
pasdrole
7 years ago

Forbid to sell on Ebay, no reserve.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

They are not full of dry powder like you may think.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

but if I siphon off the expellant little by little , you’ll never notice!
And then I just be rolling in the Monoammonium phosphate, Sodium bicarbonate, and even some Alcohol-resistant aqueous film forming foams!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you try to lift one, you will find it incredibly heavy.
Assumptions: 1. It is full of lead.
2. It is full of depleted Plutonium (atomic waste 1.7 times heavier than lead)
3. It is full of gold dust.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

None of the above, are much use in putting out fires.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

TGIF stands for “throw grenade in fire.”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

You will need one of these for your backside, after eating our Chilli Chicken

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Oh. I thought TGIF = Tofu Generates Incessant Farts.

NoizeBomb
7 years ago

And don’t extort the firefighting building!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Thank God It’s Fire!

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

Two more fire extinguishers and I’ll be rich!

Andrew
Andrew
7 years ago

Fire grenade relateed corruption is a serious issue in the china.

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